1 STEEL City Mafia
Record: 16-0
Auction Item: God Bless Our Truckers http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=23
Care Level: High
WL Shot: Sure
Description: They won all their games.
2 Detroit Lightning
Record: 14-2
Auction Item: Used Gym Supplies http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=8
Care Level: High
WL Shot: Sure
Description: As the new Kids on the Block, they have to try harder to be taken seriously. They've worked hard for second place and if they keep their cares high, they'll just make it. But they should watch out for a second round exit.
3 GODSTORIA !!!
Record: 13-3
Auction Item: Stinky the Conch Shell Pelican http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=24
Care Level: Medium
WL Shot: 40%
Description: With the new Godzilla film coming out, these guys might get distracted and forget to gameplan. Watch for a second round loss.
4 The Cult of Poosays, Wu
Record: 13-3
Auction Item: Inflatable Ladies Legs http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=92
Care Level: Nah
WL Shot: 10%
Description: With half of the roster farting dust, a few positions missing, and the farm team still a season out, WL would be rough next season. Expect these guys to coast, though Wikod can be dangerous if underestimated.
5 Palembang Royally Drunken Monks
Record: 12-4
Auction Item: Naked Campbell's Kids http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=62
Care Level: Medium
WL Shot: 25%
Description: Monks are perennial 2nd round losers. Used to be CCG losers, but then that qualified for WL, so they had to start their failures sooner. OTOH, they brought in a ST coordinator, so care level has moved up to medium.
6 Night's Watch
Record: 11-5
Auction Item: Gator Bride http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=87
Care Level: Medium
WL Shot: 15%
Description: A usually solid team, they've been struggling this season, ending with a loss to CoP that dropped them back to sixth. They have to hope for a new Godzilla trailer to help them get past the first round.
7 Dryden Gold
Record: 10-6
Auction Item: Dean Martin Hand Puppet http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=6
Care Level: Low
WL Shot: 5%
Description: These guys are happy to have made playoffs, so they may try to pull out some surprises. But a first round loss is almost inevitable.
8 Szechuan Special
Record: 10-6
Auction Item: Naked Soldiers http://disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=82
Care Level: Medium
WL Shot: 5%
Description: SS is happy to have made the playoffs and thus stay in SEAPL. With that in mind, The Suthrner may take out his Obamacare frustrations on STEEL City. The South will rise again!
