Originally posted by Jamiam73~Cult~
The buildup to question 3:
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Question 3... Sir Bedevere: No, no. "What else floats in water?"
tiny pebbles.
CHURCHES!