Warrior General Games

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ 15-1.... Brethren Krewe Hornswagglers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.813 ........ 15-1.... Legacy's Casual Pride
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.742 ........ 14-2.... Galveston Bar Sharks
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.688 ........ 14-2.... South End Cowboys
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.650 ........ 14-2.... Girls with Low Self Esteem
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.781 ........ 13-3.... London Fletchers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.781 ........ 13-3.... Little Fiji Firewalkers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.875 ........ 12-4.... Manhattan Midnight Warriors
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.813 ........ 11-5.... DotBall Warriors
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.786 ........ 11-5.... CujOrange .
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.688 ........ 11-5.... Orange Creek Outlaws
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.938 ........ 10-6.... River City Ransom
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.828 ........ 10-6.... New England Eagles
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.708 ........ 10-6.... Waverly Hills Celebrities
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.729 ........ 9-7...... Buffalo Bills JR.
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 8-8...... Sofia Spiders
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ 16-0.... Washington Wildcats
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.750 ........ 15-1.... Grand Rapids River Rats
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.759 ........ 14-2.... Prussian Revolution
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.759 ........ 14-2.... Grave Diggers Union
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 14-2.... IC Assassins
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.625 ........ 14-2.... The Panda Petting Zoo
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.650 ........ 14-2.... The Striker's Army
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 13-3.... Miami Sharks
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.797 ........ 12-4.... Chaos On the farm
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.786 ........ 11-5.... Camp FEMA Detainees
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.688 ........ 11-5.... Seattle Needles
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.875 ........ 10-6.... Sector 9 Space Rangers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.700 ........ 10-6.... Carribean Dread Pirates
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.804 ........ 9-7...... Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.713 ........ 9-7...... Holland Alcoholics
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.725 ........ 8-8...... Texas Oilers

Alpha Conference Standings
Team Record Streak
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1 Brethren Krewe Hornswagglers 15-1-0 -1
2 Legacy's Casual Pride 15-1-0 -1
3 Galveston Bar Sharks 14-2-0 -1
4 South End Cowboys 14-2-0 -1
5 Girls with Low Self Esteem 14-2-0 -1
6 London Fletchers 13-3-0 -1
7 Little Fiji Firewalkers 13-3-0 -1
8 Manhattan Midnight Warriors 12-4-0 -1
9 DotBall Warriors 11-5-0 6
10 CujOrange . 11-5-0 -1
11 Orange Creek Outlaws 11-5-0 -2
12 River City Ransom 10-6-0 -1
13 New England Eagles 10-6-0 -1
14 Waverly Hills Celebrities 10-6-0 -3
15 Buffalo Bills JR. 9-7-0 -1
16 Sofia Spiders 8-8-0 -1

Zeta Conference Standings
Team Record Streak
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1 Washington Wildcats 16-0-0 -1
2 Grand Rapids River Rats 15-1-0 -1
3 Prussian Revolution 14-2-0 -1
4 Grave Diggers Union 14-2-0 -1
5 IC Assassins 14-2-0 -1
6 The Panda Petting Zoo 14-2-0 -1
7 The Striker's Army 14-2-0 -1
8 Miami Sharks 13-3-0 -
9 Chaos On the farm 12-4-0 -1
10 Camp FEMA Detainees 11-5-0 -1
11 Seattle Needles 11-5-0 -2
12 Sector 9 Space Rangers 10-6-0 -1
13 Carribean Dread Pirates 10-6-0 -1
14 Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers 9-7-0 -1
15 Holland Alcoholics 9-7-0 -1
16 Texas Oilers 8-8-0 -1

Grease Monkey Power Script...

Place Rating Win Loss Team Name
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1...... 47.......... 7..... 1........ Galveston Bar Sharks
2...... 47.......... 6..... 1........ Grand Rapids River Rats
3...... 44.......... 6..... 1........ Grave Diggers Union
4...... 39.......... 6..... 2........ DotBall Warriors
5...... 37.......... 5..... 2........ Camp FEMA Detainees
6...... 36.......... 5..... 2........ Prussian Revolution
7...... 30.......... 4..... 3........ CujOrange .
8...... 23.......... 3..... 4........ Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers
9...... 22.......... 4..... 0........ London Fletchers
10.... 22.......... 4..... 0........ Chaos On the farm
11.... 22.......... 4..... 0........ Little Fiji Firewalkers
12.... 22.......... 4..... 0........ Brethren Krewe Hornswagglers
13.... 17.......... 3..... 1........ New England Eagles
14.... 17.......... 4..... 1........ Girls with Low Self Esteem
15.... 17.......... 4..... 1........ The Striker's Army
16.... 15.......... 3..... 0........ Washington Wildcats
17.... 14.......... 2..... 1........ River City Ransom
18.... 12.......... 3..... 2........ Seattle Needles
19.... 10.......... 3..... 0........ The Panda Petting Zoo
20.... 10.......... 3..... 0........ Buffalo Bills JR.
21.... 9............ 2..... 1........ Orange Creek Outlaws
22.... 9............ 2..... 3........ Holland Alcoholics
23.... 9............ 2..... 3........ Texas Oilers
24.... 8............ 2..... 3........ Carribean Dread Pirates
25.... 8............ 2..... 0........ Legacy's Casual Pride
26.... 4............ 1..... 2........ Waverly Hills Celebrities
27.... 2............ 1..... 0........ Sector 9 Space Rangers
28.... 1............ 1..... 1........ South End Cowboys
29.... 0............ 0..... 0........ IC Assassins
30.... 0............ 0..... 1........ Manhattan Midnight Warriors
31.... 0............ 0..... 0........ Sofia Spiders
32.... 0............ 0..... 0........ Miami Sharks

BORT'S Ratings

........Team .........Owned By ........League ................Score
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95. South End Cowboys robbie83 Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2630
100. Brethren Krewe Hornswagglers croxley Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2625
125. Girls with Low Self Esteem papasmurf71 Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2557
127. The Striker's Army plaxamillion Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2553
138. Washington Wildcats Yentoman Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2530
153. The Panda Petting Zoo SikoraP13 DTD Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2499
155. Little Fiji Firewalkers bombfast Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2491
159. Manhattan Midnight Warriors Blue Max Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2487
167. London Fletchers xylo Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2470
174. Grand Rapids River Rats ShowTyme Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2454
176. Legacy's Casual Pride hatchman Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2453
178. Sofia Spiders .spider. Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2446
179. IC Assassins jimmiejoe Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2444
202. Grave Diggers Union Big Poppa Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2402
212. Galveston Bar Sharks Burner1 Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2385
219. Miami Sharks Quester Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2375
240. Prussian Revolution LT56 Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2353
241. Seattle Needles rmpadgham Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2352
277. Chaos On the farm mcmunson57 Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2325
305. DotBall Warriors danpenc918 Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2299
315. Orange Creek Outlaws grizzlydoug Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2285
344. New England Eagles zencvbnmjkl2 Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2264
348. Carribean Dread Pirates fist Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2258
352. Sector 9 Space Rangers cosine4 Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2256
378. Waverly Hills Celebrities grandavenue Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2242
402. Camp FEMA Detainees Hazeee Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2225
407. River City Ransom Fatal Sniper Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2219
483. Holland Alcoholics MV Thunder Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2178
525. CujOrange . OrangeBurt Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2153
630. Royal Drunken Monkey Spankers Boomy DTD Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2121
651. Buffalo Bills JR. vikcch Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2114
659. Texas Oilers CPU Regional Pro Casual Elite #1 2112

Max -- where does the record on the 2nd script come from??

I have to say that I like our ranking much better there than in the first one.

BTW -- Dotball Warriors are here.

Originally posted by danpenc918
Max -- where does the record on the 2nd script come from??

I have to say that I like our ranking much better there than in the first one.

BTW -- Dotball Warriors are here.

Both the first and second are GREASE MONKEY scripts provided to my browser, Firefox.

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The last is BORT's in house rating from the league page.

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30.... 0............ 0..... 1........ Manhattan Midnight Warriors

SEC will prolly be in Cas Pro very soon. had some problems with contracts, and it kept us from promoting

Originally posted by robbie83
SEC will prolly be in Cas Pro very soon. had some problems with contracts, and it kept us from promoting

I am comforted that you will be around all season kicking our butts feeling under appreciated by Bort.

Originally posted by Blue Max
I am comforted that you will be around all season kicking our butts feeling under appreciated by Bort.

How come you never moved up? You did more lats season then losing Comp regional team in Casual Pro.

Originally posted by The Avenger
How come you never moved up? You did more lats season then losing Comp regional team in Casual Pro.

There are many things that I do not understand.

1) Why do all the foods that are good for me seem to not tempt me as much as the foods that are bad for me?

2) What does this really mean?

Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old lang syne ?

3) Is this song really lamenting that we aren't bluebirds?

Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?

4) Is the Pro level reserved only for teams that achieve maximum flatulence when scoring touchdowns?

5) Is Obama really the anti-Christ?

6) Why do people pass you on the interstate only to slow down and get in your way?

7) Is an Offensive Coordinator really a guy who assures that each day those that offend you do it in an organized way?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Lang_Syne
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Start practicing 2014.....maybe by the end of January you'll have it right!

REMEMBER..... to forget?



Burns’ original Scots verse

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne* ?

CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp !
and surely I’ll be mine !
And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We twa hae run about the braes,
and pu’d the gowans fine ;
But we’ve wander’d mony a weary fit,
sin auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We twa hae paidl’d i' the burn,
frae morning sun till dine ;
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
sin auld lang syne.

CHORUS

And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere !
and gie's a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll tak a right gude-willy waught,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS



English translation
(minimalist)

Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old lang syne ?

CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely you’ll buy your pint cup !
and surely I’ll buy mine !
And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We two have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine ;
But we’ve wandered many a weary foot,
since auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We two have paddled in the stream,
from morning sun till dine† ;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang syne.

CHORUS

And there’s a hand my trusty friend !
And give me a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll take a right good-will draught,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

Good thing a piss test isn't a requirement to play GLB..

Originally posted by Big Poppa
Good thing a piss test isn't a requirement to play GLB..

Dude.....you didn't get the memo?
Your specimen cup is being sent to you by UPS and FEDEX....should be at your door in a week.

(It's on the honor system. Just don't fill it with apple juice.)

Sorry guys....we've been drafted to PRO to replace a team that folded.

Not to worry....we will be dutifully humiliated!

Blue Max

Manhattan Midnight Warriors
Global Rank: 164
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=8553
Casual Pro League (Eastern Conference)
Record: 12-4-0 (7th place)
Cash: $10,700,491.21
WL Prom: Ok (Edit)
Owner: Blue Max
Co-Own: walleyepro
HC: Blue Max
DC: arscola (Asst DC)
Scouts: sewinston, benf
GMs: Ketze55, Outlaw Dogs, tommytopper, baumusc, Beatdown, Aaron Rodgers 12, gobolts33, threadkiller, jmarsh21, heffdawg55, xhail2skinsx, chadj19, allout., Blackjack33, jdpbernal

Howdy all. High Seas Marauders joining our brethren Galveston Bar Sharks in hopes of making it back to pro's. Good luck all.

GG Legacy