Rankings
#1 - Porto People Eaters (12-0) - The People Eaters dismantled the team that dismantled Portland. Doesn't bode well for the OUTRAGE.
#2 - Portland OUTRAGE (10-1) - Tough remaining stretch with top teams in Porto and Lux and with House still vying for a playoff berth.
#3 - Motor City Heavanraisers (9-3) - Maybe the most lopsided victory in a game vs a 4th and 5th seed.
#4 - Lux Borg (10-2) - Hard not to keep talking about the defense, but they're playing that well holding Tigana to a mere FG.
#5 -Tigana Wolves (7-5) - Can't afford to dwell on the Lux loss with games vs teams desperate for a win to get in the playoffs.
#6 - Legends of Awesomeness (8-4) - Tough loss to Motor City. A tough team that no one really wants to play in the postseason, well except maybe for Motor City...lol
#7 - E-city (6-6) - Gonna be interesting to see how the last few games shake out. Starting to wonder if E-City likes playing possum and making it in as the 8 seed to upset the top seed.
#8 - House of Batiatus (7-5) - 1 cream puff down...and 3 toughies left. If they make the postseason they will have earned it!
#9- South Yorkshire Aftershocks (A.D.D.) (6-6) - Gets a pissed off Tigana team.
#10 - WUiener CultDawgz (6-6) - Finally break the losing streak! Hanging on to the 8th and final playoff spot by the thinnest of threads. You control your own destiny, just keep winning!
#11 - Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships (5-7) - Not ready to write them off quite yet. The last two games on the schedule will really help their cause. Next game vs Black Hand wont be easy, especially with the player appreciation promo thats most likely being used on Power of Doom. If they can find a way the just might claw their way back into things.
may need a little help to get in
#12 - Black Hand (4-8) - Looking bleak
put a fork through them, they're done....
#13 - Madcow sayz eat mor chikin (4-8)
#14 - New York Nightmare (3-9)
#15 - Brooklyn Warriors (1-11)
#16 - Black Hand Goalline Mafia (0-12)
GAME OF THE WEEK!!! brought to you by Primate
House of Batitus vs E-City Mercenaries
Not sure what to expect here. ECM seems susceptible to big plays in the pass and run games, but HOB likes to grind. If ECM says "Phuck it, let's chuck it I think HOB is in big trouble. If ECM tries to grind with them, I think HOB has the running game to go 3 yds and a cloud of dust 9 times in a row and chuck in a couple of big run plays to get the win. Then again, I think ECM has the weapons to pick apart the HOB D if they choose to go that way and the INT fairies stay away. This thing could really go either way easily, and both teams need the win to stay in the hunt.
honorable mention
Portsmouth People Eaters vs Portland OUTRAGE
The 2 teams that look the most likely to end up at #1 and #2. (It's obviously not a given yet, as both teams have some tough opponents left.) The reason they are not the main game is because I doubt either team puts a ton of effort into this one. Both teams have nice dots, Porto has won big and won small, while Portland has only won big. Both teams have been held under 40 twice this season. I don't think it will come down to the Outrage and their MVP questers vs. Porto and their equally dangerous, "share the love" offense. I think it's a Battle of the D"s. Porto has wikod (He sleeps until PO's, then sometimes remembers to do something if he feels like it and there isn't a masturbation seminar in town that night.) vs. whomever sleeps through the reg ssn for the portland team.
IN short, my pick is whomever the sim gods shine down on in an extremely fast paced, low scoring offensive showcase with both D's playing lights out while giving up 3 zillion points each under a candy apple black moon made of love and dogfarts while the dish makes slow sweet love to the crocodile with a live parrot on top of old smokey covered with diamonds.
Predictions
E-City Mercenaries 28 vs. House of Batiatus 27
Tigana Wolves 35 vs. South Yorkshire Aftershocks (A.D.D.) 23
Black Hand 31 vs. Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships 28
WUiener CultDawgz 17 vs. Legends of Awesomeness 34
Portland OUTRAGE vs. Porto People Eaters
New York NightMare 13 vs. Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 48
Brooklyn Warriors 0 vs. LUX Borg 248
Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 0 vs. Motor City Heavenraisers 255
and the script says....
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.472 ........ 12-0.... Porto People Eaters
2.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.465 ........ 12-0.... Miami Red Hawks
3.. ...... 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.514 ........ 9-3...... Motor City Heavenraisers
4.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.417 ........ 11-1.... Taylor Gang
5.. ........ 2 ...... 15 ........ 0.424 ........ 11-1.... Portland OUTRAGE
6.. ...... 19 ........ 1 ........ 0.486 ........ 10-2.... LUX Borg
7.. ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.479 ........ 9-3...... Mutant Vampire Zombies from the HOOD
8.. ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.458 ........ 9-3...... Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
9.. ...... 23 ...... 10 ........ 0.521 ........ 7-5...... House of Batiatus
10 ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.542 ........ 8-4...... Legends of Awesomeness
11 ........ 8 ...... 12 ........ 0.542 ........ 7-5...... Tigana Wolves
12 ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.486 ........ 8-4...... Java Brewers
13 ...... 13 ...... 11 ........ 0.514 ........ 8-4...... ~Legacy's~ Wheel City Dragons
14 ...... 15 ...... 14 ........ 0.542 ........ 6-6...... Krakow Ice Dragons
15 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.583 ........ 4-8...... Madcow sayz eat mor chikin
16 ........ 9 ...... 19 ........ 0.528 ........ 6-6...... South Yorkshire Aftershocks (A.D.D.)
17 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.590 ........ 5-7...... Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships
18 ...... 12 ...... 13 ........ 0.458 ........ 6-6...... E-City Mercenaries
19 ...... 18 ...... 20 ........ 0.472 ........ 6-6...... Swag City
20 ...... 17 ...... 18 ........ 0.472 ........ 6-6...... WUiener CultDawgz
21 ...... 16 ...... 17 ........ 0.514 ........ 5-7...... The Team
22 ...... 21 ...... 16 ........ 0.528 ........ 4-8...... Black Hand
23 ...... 11 ...... 21 ........ 0.451 ........ 6-6...... The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
24 ...... 22 ...... 25 ........ 0.514 ........ 3-9...... Alliance N7 Marines
25 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.521 ........ 3-9...... New York NightMare
26 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.431 ........ 4-8...... Charlottetown Matadors
27 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.528 ........ 2-10.... Pottsville Maroons
28 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.535 ........ 1-11.... Brooklyn Warriors
29 ...... 28 ...... 29 ........ 0.458 ........ 4-8...... Answer Please
30 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.528 ........ 0-12.... Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles
31 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.493 ........ 0-12.... Black Hand Goal Line Mafia
32 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.535 ........ 0-12.... Cap Presence
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
38 - 22 Porto People Eaters def. Portland OUTRAGE
67 - 3 LUX Borg def. Brooklyn Warriors
255 - 0 Motor City Heavenraisers def. Black Hand Goal Line Mafia
32 - 19 Legends of Awesomeness def. WUiener CultDawgz
25 - 22 E-City Mercenaries def. House of Batiatus
44 - 33 Tigana Wolves def. South Yorkshire Aftershocks (A.D.D.)
34 - 25 Black Hand def. Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships
33 - 28 Madcow sayz eat mor chikin def. New York NightMare
61 - 10 Miami Red Hawks def. Charlottetown Matadors
70 - 6 Taylor Gang def. Pottsville Maroons
180 - 9 Mutant Vampire Zombies from the HOOD def. Answer Please
69 - 16 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps def. Alliance N7 Marines
33 - 20 Java Brewers def. ~Legacy's~ Wheel City Dragons
37 - 30 Krakow Ice Dragons def. The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
35 - 28 The Team def. Swag City
11 - 3 Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles def. Cap Presence
Edited by Mavooo on Aug 18, 2013 19:47:07
