Warrior General Games

Love reading Plankton's write-ups in the Pacific forums so figured I'd take a stab at it Plankton style!

Rankings

Looking to be serving Nachos in the playoffs....

#1 - Porto People Eaters (5-0) - Impressive start to the season and managed a tough win on the road at The Unimatrix stadium (Lux). Though they said the nacho chips were stale.

#2 - Portland OUTRAGE (5-0) - Very well could be Lux but I'll make the homer pick if for no other reason to lift Retros spirit after Pwned made him cry telling him he basically sucked. Boy has no confidence!

#3 - Lux Borg (4-1) - Early loss to Porto knocks them a touch but could move into the 2nd spot very easily.

Next 3 were tough to rank and are really interchangable, any of the 3 could host the last home seed at 4.

#4 -Tigana Wolves (4-1) - Historically a top team I'm giving the edge to them, only loss was a close game to the undefeated TG. 3 of the next 4 games are vs the OUTRAGE, Porto and E-city.

#5 - Legends of Awesomeness (4-1) - Only loss to OUTRAGE and now they face Porto and a string of other solid teams. Bout to get interesting for LOA!

#6 - WUiener CultDawgz (4-1) - Suffering their first loss they get a pick me up game vs Black Hand Goalline Mafia then its supoer serious time with the same stretch of games LOA has.

Still in the hunt for the playoffs

#7 - House of Batiatus (3-2) - No shame in losing to Lux and Miami so they are better than their record and current standing looks. With games upcoming vs LOA, Black Hand, and the Cultdawgs they could move up fast.

#8 - E-city (2-3) - Is Disa still on vacation and does he mean that much to the team? I have to think with the quality of dots and coordinators they can flip the switch and start stringing some wins together, but do they care enough too? I have them at 8 as I'm thinking they get just serious enough to make the 8 seed and scare the hell out of the 1 seed come playoff time.

#9 - Motor City Heavanraisers (3-2) - Don't take it out on me when we play!! Though listed here at 9 I'd be very surprised if they didnt make the playoffs.

#10 - Black Hand (2-3) - Lost a close game to the Wasps, but that was also the Wasps most impressive win. Not sure where they stand. They've beat the not so good teams and lost to a struggling E-city. = A team that should expect to go to the playoffs and will be severely disappointed if they don't.

#11 - Madcow sayz eat mor chikin (1-4) - If Madcow can find the time it's not too late to turn things around. Really need to string 3 or 4 wins together and beat the teams they'll be fighting for a playoff berth with.

#12 - South Yorkshire Aftershocks (A.D.D.) (2-3) - needs to show something FAST!

#13 - Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships (3-2) - Beat the struggling Mercs and got manhandled by the OUTRAGE and People Eaters. They have 2 easy games to finish out the regular season, which means no day off until then. Tough stretch ahead.

#14 - New York Nightmare (1-4) - Well at least they got a win vs the Matadors...OLE' !!

#15 - Black Hand Goalline Mafia (0-4) - How in the hell does a CPU team beat out a full roster at 16?! You'll have to read the next ranking to find out!!

#16 - Brooklyn Warriors (0-4) - Score a freaking point will you??!??! Even a CPU team managed a freaking FG!! lol



Predictions
Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 31 vs. South Yorkshire Aftershocks (A.D.D.) 24
Black Hand Goal Line Mafia 0 vs. WUiener CultDawgz 255
House of Batiatus 45 vs. Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships 13
Motor City Heavenraisers 21 vs. LUX Borg 24
Portland OUTRAGE vs. Black Hand
New York NightMare 21 vs. Brooklyn Warriors 3
E-City Mercenaries 24 vs. Tigana Wolves 56
Porto People Eaters 52 vs. Legends of Awesomeness 28

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 8 ........ 0.640 ........ 5-0...... Portland OUTRAGE
2.. ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.400 ........ 5-0...... Taylor Gang
3.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.280 ........ 5-0...... Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
4.. ...... 10 ........ 3 ........ 0.480 ........ 5-0...... Porto People Eaters
5.. ........ 5 ........ 6 ........ 0.360 ........ 5-0...... Miami Red Hawks
6.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Legends of Awesomeness
7.. ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.440 ........ 4-1...... Tigana Wolves
8.. ...... 16 ...... 11 ........ 0.600 ........ 3-2...... House of Batiatus
9.. ...... 15 ...... 14 ........ 0.360 ........ 4-1...... WUiener CultDawgz
10 ........ 8 ........ 5 ........ 0.440 ........ 4-1...... LUX Borg
11 ...... 12 ...... 10 ........ 0.400 ........ 3-2...... Motor City Heavenraisers
12 ...... 23 ........ 9 ........ 0.480 ........ 2-3...... Black Hand
13 ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.520 ........ 3-2...... Krakow Ice Dragons
14 ........ 9 ...... 27 ........ 0.560 ........ 3-2...... Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships
15 ...... 13 ...... 13 ........ 0.520 ........ 2-3...... E-City Mercenaries
15 ........ 3 ...... 21 ........ 0.520 ........ 2-3...... South Yorkshire Aftershocks (A.D.D.)
15 ...... 19 ...... 23 ........ 0.720 ........ 1-4...... Madcow sayz eat mor chikin
15 ...... 27 ...... 24 ........ 0.600 ........ 1-4...... New York NightMare
15 ...... 14 ...... 17 ........ 0.400 ........ 3-2...... Mutant Vampire Zombies from the HOOD
15 ...... 20 ...... 15 ........ 0.520 ........ 2-3...... Pottsville Maroons
15 ...... 25 ...... 20 ........ 0.680 ........ 2-3...... ~Legacy's~ Wheel City Dragons
15 ...... 11 ...... 26 ........ 0.520 ........ 2-3...... The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
15 ...... 24 ...... 12 ........ 0.440 ........ 2-3...... Java Brewers
15 ...... 17 ...... 16 ........ 0.520 ........ 2-3...... The Team
25 ...... 22 ...... 19 ........ 0.400 ........ 2-3...... Swag City
26 ...... 26 ...... 25 ........ 0.600 ........ 1-4...... Charlottetown Matadors
27 ...... 21 ...... 22 ........ 0.560 ........ 1-4...... Alliance N7 Marines
28 ...... 28 ...... 29 ........ 0.440 ........ 2-3...... Answer Please
29 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.600 ........ 0-5...... Brooklyn Warriors
30 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.640 ........ 0-5...... Cap Presence
31 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.600 ........ 0-5...... Black Hand Goal Line Mafia
32 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.360 ........ 0-5...... Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  15 -   13    Legends of Awesomeness (4-1) def. Porto People Eaters (5-0)
  33 -   12    Portland OUTRAGE (5-0) def. Black Hand (2-3)
  23 -   13    LUX Borg (4-1) def. Motor City Heavenraisers (3-2)
  40 -   19    Tigana Wolves (4-1) def. E-City Mercenaries (2-3)
163 -     0    WUiener CultDawgz (4-1) def. Black Hand Goal Line Mafia (0-5)
  41 -   25    House of Batiatus (3-2) def. Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships (3-2)
  71 -   30    South Yorkshire Aftershocks (A.D.D.) (2-3) def. Madcow sayz eat mor chikin (1-4)
  45 -     0    New York NightMare (1-4) def. Brooklyn Warriors (0-5)
  13 -   10    Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (5-0) def. Taylor Gang (5-0)
  46 -   12    Miami Red Hawks (5-0) def. Pottsville Maroons (2-3)
176 -     0    Mutant Vampire Zombies from the HOOD (3-2) def. Cap Presence (0-5)
  91 -   18    Krakow Ice Dragons (3-2) def. Answer Please (2-3)
  42 -   37    The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers (2-3) def. Swag City (2-3)
  32 -   24    Alliance N7 Marines (1-4) def. ~Legacy's~ Wheel City Dragons (2-3)
  20 -   20    Java Brewers (2-3) ties The Team (2-3)
  78 -     6    Charlottetown Matadors (1-4) def. Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles (0-5)


FANTASY MATCHUP
Exp Score  Matchup
  18 -   16    Porto People Eaters (5-0) def. Miami Red Hawks (5-0)

Nice writeup Mavoo. Hopefully we can give you a run if I ever get the D fixed up.

Thanks for taking the time to do this

Originally posted by flanman
Thanks for taking the time to do this

no prob, hopefully I last longer than last season...lol

There is no way Porto is going to score 52 on LOA.

Originally posted by FBfan4life




OK, well maybe just a little. MCH does not like being at #9, but we have not come through in the clutch, so!!!!

I am hoping the MOJO we had over RAGE translates over to OUTRAGE come playoff time



Well, taking care of LUX will help your rank!

Originally posted by Luke Pass

Well, taking care of LUX will help your rank!

NICE WIN!

Brethren Krewe Turtle Ships also making my picks look silly...lol

Looks like MCH and turtle shits woke up.

yah it does

LOA has some wacky blitzes from all over the place.

They are going to be tough come PO time.

Lux needs to find some O. Their D is pretty salty.

Kind of looks like turtle forgot to turn their AI on until today or something.