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In recent news -

Jake Pariah was recently released from an Orlando Police Station after being brought in on Reasonable Suspicion. His lawyer had to fly in from Las Vegas to help prove he was innocent of any wrongdoing.

The detectives who later released him, explained that it seemed suspicious when Pariah was pulled over for speeding and the officer smelled a smokey order emitting from the car. Upon a search, officers found a bag that Pariah refused to let them open.

After hours of questioning it was determined that the smokey order was just residual smell left on Pariah from repeatedly burning the right side of the Orlando offensive line...

And the bag - Well, after a local judge (and well known Orlando Outlaws fan) signed a search warrant, officers found that the bag was filled with the pride of the Orlando starting Quarterback Augustus McCrae. See Pariah had promised a Miami youngster who has had some recent troubles with bullies in school a gift to help him build some self confidence.

When contacted Pariah made this statement:

"If theres one thing I hate in this world its bullies, So kids don't be a bully in the class room. Work hard and build up your strength and your stamina most - mix it with a little speed and some good block shedding - make sure NOT to get influenced by those that try to tell you speed is most important, and someday you can be like me - and bully those quarterbacks!!!"
 
saintsfan8271
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What Is That SMELL. Is It Another First Round Playoff Exit. LOL J/K Man Good Game. You guys Really Just Beat Us Plain And Simple.
 
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Originally posted by saintsfan8271
What Is That SMELL. Is It Another First Round Playoff Exit. LOL J/K Man Good Game. You guys Really Just Beat Us Plain And Simple.


All in good fun bro! AND NO WAY we lose this year first round!!! Thats a guarantee...lol
 
n8theGr8
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good job Pariah. way to be a good influence to those kids!
 
Zach Morris
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Breaking news!

Jake Pariah voluntary goes to Prison?

Jake Pariah was recently quoted as saying he plans on heading to prison, voluntarily. He has said that while the Orlando dating scene is not exactly dead, Craigslist can only give him so many "Biker Guys" until it becomes repetitive.
 
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Jedited for being in horrible taste
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epsilonomega
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7/2/08 never forget
 
settes
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ATTICA
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CLOWNBABY
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Last I heard he was murdered.
 
Mattarchy
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I smell weed.

maybe that's just me.

 


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