Warrior General Games

Man, hell of a game Athens. Really only had one missed tackle in the foutth against you guys that finally gave you what you needed. your defense was stout. We just didn't have the legs in ot and you started to be able to move the ball. We will figure you out eventually (of course, we may be retired by then)

Originally posted by MeatBomb
I hope your internetz have an outage for the next hour or so.....



Dammit, my interwebz have been out for the past 18 hours...did we win? GG guys, you whooped us.

RANK ... OFF ... DEF ... S.O.S. ........ W-L-T TEAM
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.556 ........ 6-0...... Vancouver Gorillas
2.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.417 ........ 6-0...... Eugene Tofu Mofo's
3.. ........ 7 ........ 2 ........ 0.472 ........ 5-1...... October Revolution
4.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.361 ........ 6-0...... Royal Hostile Takeover
5.. ........ 4 ........ 8 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-1...... Baltimore Rock Monsters
6.. ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.528 ........ 5-1...... ATHENS WARRIORS
7.. ...... 12 ........ 4 ........ 0.556 ........ 4-2...... Detroit Muscle
8.. ........ 2 ...... 14 ........ 0.528 ........ 4-2...... Lipton Teabaggers
9.. ...... 13 ........ 7 ........ 0.389 ........ 5-1...... CHAOS SOCIETY * BattleDots
10 ...... 15 ...... 15 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-2...... Tennessee Stars
11 ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-2...... Washington War Pigs
12 ...... 10 ...... 20 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-2...... Butte Pirates
13 ...... 16 ........ 6 ........ 0.611 ........ 3-3...... The Irish Facials
14 ...... 18 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... S.S. Lazio Marines
15 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.667 ........ 2-4...... Black Box
16 ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.250 ........ 4-2...... The Underground Superstars
17 ........ 8 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-2...... R.G. Guidestones
17 ...... 17 ...... 13 ........ 0.306 ........ 3-3...... Nebraska-Omaha Mavricks
17 ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... Dragons - Resurrection
17 ........ 9 ...... 17 ........ 0.444 ........ 3-3...... Title Town Packers
17 ...... 22 ...... 16 ........ 0.417 ........ 3-3...... Carolina Barstars
17 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-4...... Los Angeles Sharks
23 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.611 ........ 1-5...... Breese Racers LU
24 ...... 27 ...... 24 ........ 0.639 ........ 0-6...... Angry Cocks
25 ...... 29 ...... 26 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-6...... Quahog Drunken Clams
26 ...... 28 ...... 29 ........ 0.667 ........ 1-5...... New England Money Makers
27 ...... 26 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-5...... ಠ_ಠ
28 ...... 25 ...... 19 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-4...... Twin City Streetfighters
29 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-5...... Wornout Bastards
30 ...... 23 ...... 30 ........ 0.361 ........ 2-4...... Gotland Gladiators
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.611 ........ 0-6...... Local Hookers
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.472 ........ 0-6...... Carleton Ravens


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
197 -     0    Royal Hostile Takeover def. Carleton Ravens
  18 -     7    CHAOS SOCIETY * BattleDots def. Nebraska-Omaha Mavricks
155 -     2    ATHENS WARRIORS def. Local Hookers
  26 -     6    Washington War Pigs def. Angry Cocks
  44 -   43    R.G. Guidestones def. Butte Pirates
  18 -     3    The Irish Facials def. Black Box
  28 -   21    Dragons - Resurrection def. Title Town Packers
  37 -   15    Twin City Streetfighters def. Gotland Gladiators
135 -     0    Vancouver Gorillas def. Wornout Bastards
  27 -     3    Eugene Tofu Mofo's def. The Underground Superstars
  65 -     0    October Revolution def. Breese Racers LU
  12 -   10    Detroit Muscle def. Baltimore Rock Monsters
  77 -   10    Lipton Teabaggers def. Los Angeles Sharks
  29 -   17    Tennessee Stars def. S.S. Lazio Marines
  31 -     9    Carolina Barstars def. ಠ_ಠ
  19 -   11    Quahog Drunken Clams def. New England Money Makers

Royal Hostile Takeover checking in...good game to everyone I have missed.

RANK ... OFF ... DEF ... S.O.S. ........ W-L-T TEAM
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.578 ........ 8-0...... Vancouver Gorillas
2.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.406 ........ 8-0...... Eugene Tofu Mofo's
3.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.422 ........ 7-1...... October Revolution
4.. ........ 4 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 7-1...... ATHENS WARRIORS
5.. ........ 2 ........ 5 ........ 0.359 ........ 8-0...... Royal Hostile Takeover
6.. ........ 5 ........ 8 ........ 0.438 ........ 7-1...... Baltimore Rock Monsters
7.. ...... 11 ........ 4 ........ 0.594 ........ 5-3...... Detroit Muscle
8.. ...... 21 ........ 7 ........ 0.469 ........ 6-2...... Washington War Pigs
9.. ...... 17 ........ 6 ........ 0.531 ........ 5-3...... The Irish Facials
10 ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.484 ........ 6-2...... CHAOS SOCIETY * BattleDots
11 ...... 15 ...... 13 ........ 0.594 ........ 5-3...... Tennessee Stars
12 ........ 8 ...... 19 ........ 0.422 ........ 6-2...... Butte Pirates
13 ........ 7 ...... 12 ........ 0.484 ........ 5-3...... Lipton Teabaggers
14 ...... 14 ...... 14 ........ 0.609 ........ 3-5...... Black Box
15 ...... 19 ...... 22 ........ 0.563 ........ 3-5...... S.S. Lazio Marines
16 ...... 16 ...... 18 ........ 0.391 ........ 4-4...... The Underground Superstars
17 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-4...... Los Angeles Sharks
18 ...... 12 ...... 11 ........ 0.422 ........ 5-3...... Dragons - Resurrection
19 ...... 22 ...... 16 ........ 0.391 ........ 4-4...... Carolina Barstars
20 ........ 9 ...... 23 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-4...... R.G. Guidestones
21 ...... 18 ...... 17 ........ 0.359 ........ 4-4...... Nebraska-Omaha Mavricks
21 ...... 13 ...... 15 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Title Town Packers
23 ...... 28 ...... 29 ........ 0.516 ........ 3-5...... New England Money Makers
24 ...... 27 ...... 24 ........ 0.672 ........ 0-8...... Angry Cocks
25 ...... 29 ...... 25 ........ 0.672 ........ 0-8...... Quahog Drunken Clams
26 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.563 ........ 1-7...... Breese Racers LU
27 ...... 23 ...... 20 ........ 0.422 ........ 3-5...... Twin City Streetfighters
28 ...... 26 ...... 27 ........ 0.531 ........ 1-7...... ಠ_ಠ
29 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.578 ........ 1-7...... Wornout Bastards
30 ...... 24 ...... 30 ........ 0.375 ........ 2-6...... Gotland Gladiators
31 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.563 ........ 0-8...... Carleton Ravens
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.578 ........ 0-8...... Local Hookers


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  57 -     3    Royal Hostile Takeover def. Twin City Streetfighters
211 -     0    ATHENS WARRIORS def. Carleton Ravens
    9 -     3    The Irish Facials def. Washington War Pigs
  30 -   17    CHAOS SOCIETY * BattleDots def. Butte Pirates
  23 -   10    Dragons - Resurrection def. Nebraska-Omaha Mavricks
  32 -   23    Black Box def. R.G. Guidestones
  82 -     8    Title Town Packers def. Gotland Gladiators
  28 -     3    Angry Cocks def. Local Hookers
  67 -     0    Vancouver Gorillas def. S.S. Lazio Marines
    8 -     8    Eugene Tofu Mofo's ties October Revolution
105 -     3    Baltimore Rock Monsters def. ಠ_ಠ
  23 -     6    Detroit Muscle def. Tennessee Stars
123 -     6    Lipton Teabaggers def. New England Money Makers
  25 -     8    Carolina Barstars def. Breese Racers LU
  27 -   16    The Underground Superstars def. Los Angeles Sharks
  16 -     8    Quahog Drunken Clams def. Wornout Bastards

GG in the tourney Lipton. You guys outplayed us and if not for some very timely special teams play, you had that one won. We were more lucky there than anything. Your defense held us very much in check and you completed some big passes on us. You deserved the win based on how two out of the three facets of that game went. Going to be very tough to get by you guys again in another week. Helluva effort and you deserved that one. We snuck one there, plain and simple.

8 - 8 Eugene Tofu Mofo's ties October Revolution

I will buy Bort a new computer if this score happens

Originally posted by MeatBomb
GG in the tourney Lipton. You guys outplayed us and if not for some very timely special teams play, you had that one won. We were more lucky there than anything. Your defense held us very much in check and you completed some big passes on us. You deserved the win based on how two out of the three facets of that game went. Going to be very tough to get by you guys again in another week. Helluva effort and you deserved that one. We snuck one there, plain and simple.

gg now please win the whole damn thing

Originally posted by eugenehippie
8 - 8 Eugene Tofu Mofo's ties October Revolution

I will buy Bort a new computer if this score happens

I think I've bought him at least one new computer already in flex sales through the years.

Biggie coming with the Muscle and the Gorillas.

Methinks we might of given the Muscle a few too many quick sim cracks at us to figure out where all the chinks in the armor are at. Like Lipton, those guys seem to play us very, very well (well, the fact that both vinman and ezra have their heads in there somewhere should be enough to scare the living $h!t out of most peoples, they kinda know what the hell they are doing)

So with that said, double extra total crap luck wished upon you guys! I hope you sprain your pinky fingers while eating scones.

Tired of losing to your team, it ends tomorrow..prepare for a beat down! .. Seriously though we never seem to be able to beat you guys so I have no expectations of winning.

Originally posted by vinman
Tired of losing to your team, it ends tomorrow..prepare for a beat down! .. Seriously though we never seem to be able to beat you guys so I have no expectations of winning.

Have those diseased hookers I mailed to you arrived yet?

RANK ... OFF ... DEF ... S.O.S. ........ W-L-T TEAM
1.. ........ 5 ........ 2 ........ 0.469 ........ 9-0...... Eugene Tofu Mofo's
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.519 ........ 9-0...... Vancouver Gorillas
3.. ........ 7 ........ 3 ........ 0.519 ........ 7-2...... October Revolution
4.. ........ 3 ........ 8 ........ 0.444 ........ 8-1...... ATHENS WARRIORS
5.. ........ 2 ........ 5 ........ 0.370 ........ 9-0...... Royal Hostile Takeover
6.. ........ 8 ........ 4 ........ 0.568 ........ 6-3...... Detroit Muscle
7.. ........ 6 ........ 7 ........ 0.407 ........ 8-1...... Baltimore Rock Monsters
8.. ...... 15 ........ 6 ........ 0.556 ........ 6-3...... The Irish Facials
9.. ...... 12 ...... 10 ........ 0.506 ........ 7-2...... CHAOS SOCIETY * BattleDots
10 ...... 21 ........ 9 ........ 0.519 ........ 6-3...... Washington War Pigs
11 ........ 4 ...... 12 ........ 0.457 ........ 6-3...... Lipton Teabaggers
12 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.593 ........ 5-4...... Tennessee Stars
13 ........ 9 ...... 18 ........ 0.481 ........ 6-3...... Butte Pirates
14 ...... 18 ...... 20 ........ 0.494 ........ 5-4...... Los Angeles Sharks
15 ...... 14 ...... 13 ........ 0.580 ........ 4-5...... Black Box
16 ...... 19 ...... 24 ........ 0.617 ........ 3-6...... S.S. Lazio Marines
17 ...... 13 ...... 11 ........ 0.407 ........ 6-3...... Dragons - Resurrection
18 ...... 16 ...... 19 ........ 0.420 ........ 4-5...... The Underground Superstars
19 ...... 10 ...... 14 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-5...... Title Town Packers
20 ...... 11 ...... 22 ........ 0.556 ........ 4-5...... R.G. Guidestones
20 ...... 20 ...... 15 ........ 0.407 ........ 4-5...... Nebraska-Omaha Mavricks
20 ...... 22 ...... 16 ........ 0.395 ........ 4-5...... Carolina Barstars
23 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-7...... Breese Racers LU
24 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-6...... New England Money Makers
25 ...... 29 ...... 25 ........ 0.593 ........ 1-8...... Quahog Drunken Clams
26 ...... 23 ...... 23 ........ 0.580 ........ 1-8...... Angry Cocks
27 ...... 24 ...... 21 ........ 0.481 ........ 3-6...... Twin City Streetfighters
28 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-8...... ಠ_ಠ
29 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.506 ........ 1-8...... Wornout Bastards
30 ...... 26 ...... 29 ........ 0.383 ........ 2-7...... Gotland Gladiators
31 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.593 ........ 0-9...... Carleton Ravens
32 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.519 ........ 0-9...... Local Hookers


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  28 -     6    Royal Hostile Takeover def. Dragons - Resurrection
  25 -   12    ATHENS WARRIORS def. CHAOS SOCIETY * BattleDots
  87 -     0    The Irish Facials def. Local Hookers
  47 -     3    Washington War Pigs def. Gotland Gladiators
  37 -     9    Butte Pirates def. Twin City Streetfighters
  40 -   14    R.G. Guidestones def. Angry Cocks
117 -     2    Black Box def. Carleton Ravens
  23 -   14    Title Town Packers def. Nebraska-Omaha Mavricks
  10 -     3    Vancouver Gorillas def. Detroit Muscle
  49 -     3    Eugene Tofu Mofo's def. Los Angeles Sharks
  29 -   18    Baltimore Rock Monsters def. Lipton Teabaggers
  57 -     3    October Revolution def. S.S. Lazio Marines
  34 -     6    Tennessee Stars def. Quahog Drunken Clams
  18 -   12    The Underground Superstars def. Carolina Barstars
  32 -   15    Breese Racers LU def. New England Money Makers
  23 -   14    ಠ_ಠ def. Wornout Bastards

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Great game Muscle! Just gave up that one big play and it cost us! My hat is off to you guys for gettin us and ending a 54 game regular season winning streak!

Just couldn't get the breakthrough and gave up one big play too many. Best of luck to you guys and we'll see if we can get something back in the playoffs. You guys earned that one. We've dodged enough of them so finally had one break against us.

GG Battle Dots