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Rocdog21
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Originally posted by BigMex73
Like in the next few days? Freezing cold desert with probable winds. Is it $Free.95?


Can't be any colder than the softball game I played in Monday night at 9pm in 30 degree weather, if that.

But no. In 2 weeks. My weather app on my phone shows mid 70's now, but that app is crap.
 
Corndog
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Originally posted by TJ Spikes
a relationship with 2 women, like sister wives?

or 2 relationships?

is it like a Bieber concert, or some symphony, or something that normal humans would enjoy?

IMO the quality of the concert = the quality of the excuse to ditch the sicko.


Two relationships. The whole sister wives thing is weird.
 
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Originally posted by Corndog
Two relationships. The whole sister wives thing is weird.


I can't decide if it would be awesome, or if it would suck. In theory there could be a free market competition scenario, but it could just as easily become joker and penguin vs. batman
 
Corndog
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Tinder is weird.

Just saw a woman's profile, white, says in her bio that she prefers interracial relationships.

That's a weird way to say she wants the big black caucus.
 
BigMex73
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Originally posted by Corndog
Tinder is weird.

Just saw a woman's profile, white, says in her bio that she prefers interracial relationships.

That's a weird way to say she wants the big black caucus.


Why is that weird? I prefer white women.
 
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good one ..
 
Corndog
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Why do people (mostly women) not understand how thermostats work?

If the house is hot at 75, turning the setting from 70 to 60 on the air conditioner isn't going to change that. It's still going to be 75, it doesn't somehow magically make the air conditioner stronger. Same deal with heating. The apartment was too cold for you at 65, so you turn the thermostat from 75 to 85. It's still going to be 65.

Thermostats tell heating and cooling devices when to turn off, not the temperature to operate at. The devices have two settings, on and off. If it's on at 65 when it's set to 75, setting it to 85 doesn't change anything. Please stop doing this.
 
Theo Wizzago
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Why can't men ever remember to put the toilet seat back down when they're done? Have they never woke up sleepy as hell in the middle of the night and sat down on (and nearly damn in) the toilet only to get a cold assed reception from the porcelain (or even worse, the cold toilet water)? Please stop doing this.
 
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Canada Pro was the greatest GLB league ever

why doesn't GLB have a Canada Pro League question mark
 
Corndog
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
Why can't men ever remember to put the toilet seat back down when they're done? Have they never woke up sleepy as hell in the middle of the night and sat down on (and nearly damn in) the toilet only to get a cold assed reception from the porcelain (or even worse, the cold toilet water)? Please stop doing this.


This is a weird argument to witness. Men should always put the toilet seat up to go, then back down afterwards. Why can't women put the seat down to go then back up after they're done?

I solve this by always putting the lid down. Everyone who goes to the bathroom lifts it up to the level they need, then put it down when they're done.
 
Corndog
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But like, if a guy stumbles into the bathroom half asleep in the middle of the night and doesn't check the toilet seat, pisses on the toilet seat that is down, he's in trouble. If a woman stumbles into the bathroom half asleep in the middle of the night and doesn't check the toilet seat, and almost falls in, the guy is also in trouble.

At what point do women become responsible for their own operation of the bathroom?
 
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Originally posted by Corndog
But like, if a guy stumbles into the bathroom half asleep in the middle of the night and doesn't check the toilet seat, pisses on the toilet seat that is down, he's in trouble. If a woman stumbles into the bathroom half asleep in the middle of the night and doesn't check the toilet seat, and almost falls in, the guy is also in trouble.

At what point do women become responsible for their own operation of the bathroom?


how's that single life treating ya?
 
Corndog
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Originally posted by Venkman
how's that single life treating ya?


Not single, I found a girl capable of using the restroom without assistance. It was a long search.

Now if I can just teach her which way the toilet paper goes. It's been a struggle.
 
Corndog
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Also, fucking makeup. Every day, entire coffee table is covered in various bags, boxes, containers of makeup. A couple cups full of different kinds of makeup. Hair dryer, hair straightener, a couple different brushes, some combs. I don't even.

But hey, I can't complain too much. She brings home three times what I make, cooks dinner every night, and lets me tie her up and put things inside her pretty often. I can deal with a cluttered coffee table.
Edited by Corndog on Aug 8, 2019 19:00:06
 
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Every since smart phones, I have no problem sitting to pee. I can pee for 15-20 minutes now a days.

 
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