Originally posted by Fumanchuchu
It starts tame enough, then the drinks start to mount up.
Sir. The gator has much higher standards. He drinks Dos Equis, doesn't drink Orange Juice with pulp, only eats where you must place a reservation first, has some swagger in his step, and if you so as much dare to train your secondary attribute before getting your main attribute to the 3rd cap he will not sign you.
The cow dances on a pole, gets milked like a pansy, and eats grass.
They would not even meet.