I've had this script forever and there are probably better ones out there but I'll post these just to get some discussion going. It must be pretty smart though b/c it put the T-Cats dead last behind the CPU teams.
Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Arkadak Arsenal
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Stewart's Black Hand Ballers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Athens Odyssey
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... MIAMI ROADFROGS
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Legends of the Road
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... West Ashley Tigers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Flin Flon Fighting Black Bears
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Anaheim Assault
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... "Hardcore" Flaming Fire
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Wu Dang Cult of Czech Yourself
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Banja Luka Boracs
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Portland Niners
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Orlando Midget Mafia
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Crimea Sea Dragons
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Amsterdam Crusaders
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Bar Harbor Drunken Whales
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Wisconsin Rapids Raiders
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Rio De Janeiro Birdmen
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Exiles Throwback
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Hellas Hoplites
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Krakow Ice Dragons
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... THE SECRET SOCIETY OF BOLN
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Furious Fire Blazers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... The Legion's Budapest Devils
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Axis: Illuminati
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Miami Red Hawks
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Ivory Coast Mini-Breakers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Belleville Spartan Skeletons
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Dark Side oF tHE mOON
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Lincoln Saints
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Glass City Fightn' Thundercats
Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Arkadak Arsenal
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Stewart's Black Hand Ballers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Athens Odyssey
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... MIAMI ROADFROGS
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Legends of the Road
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... West Ashley Tigers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Flin Flon Fighting Black Bears
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Anaheim Assault
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... "Hardcore" Flaming Fire
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Wu Dang Cult of Czech Yourself
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Banja Luka Boracs
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Portland Niners
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Orlando Midget Mafia
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Crimea Sea Dragons
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Amsterdam Crusaders
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Bar Harbor Drunken Whales
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Wisconsin Rapids Raiders
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Rio De Janeiro Birdmen
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Exiles Throwback
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Hellas Hoplites
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Krakow Ice Dragons
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... THE SECRET SOCIETY OF BOLN
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Furious Fire Blazers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... The Legion's Budapest Devils
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Axis: Illuminati
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Miami Red Hawks
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Ivory Coast Mini-Breakers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Belleville Spartan Skeletons
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Dark Side oF tHE mOON
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Lincoln Saints
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ NaN ........ 0-0...... Glass City Fightn' Thundercats