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King of Bling
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Looking to hire the best.
Please post your best Pep Talk and maybe I'll bring you on board. Long-time title contending team, looking for that edge that only a great Pep Talk can deliver!!
 
Loco Moco
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Originally posted by Loco MF'in Moco
Dont let my absence let you all down, we lost our last game, and that game Paris Awesome did way worse then usual. Our cockiness got to our heads with our winning streak, and the sadness of my soon to be gone. But how are we going to win the championship with that attitude? Well i'll tell you how since I'm the only person that's good at speeches! We need to put our emotions back behind us! Our team comes first, what makes you think you can win a CHAMPIONSHIP, if you can't win a game in a normal season? In the championship you have much more pressure and motivation, also are you expecting to make the playoffs? Then play this game like your life depended on it! What's the point of living life if there is no joy or success? If you have a broken leg, that is one of the only reasons to not try hard! I never want to see a single one of you to stop trying! If you believe in yourself, then why not impress me, I thought you guys wanted to win this more then me, don't make my words mean nothing! You are not nothing without me, you won a few games when I never gave pep talks, all i ask in return of my charity is, don't disappoint me. Don't make all this hard work, for nothing. Most of all, WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP! Not just for me, or you, for all of us.

 
Loco Moco
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Hire me
 
dss02
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I recommend avoiding Loco, he joins teams to steal their pep talk strategy and leaves midseason to focus on "his own team"
 
myeponym
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our dots are the best
we will win our game today
fuck the fucking fucks
 
Kirby~Cult~
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haiku pep talks = way of the future
 
Sugar Kapaa
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<-----Hand picked to be the next great one
 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
DONT BE PUSSIES YOU BUNCH OF SAD SACKS. LETS RAPE BUTTHOLE


 
masterpooh
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This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHH9EYZHoVU&feature=relmfu

Or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgoDvnebHRw

 
Bill Jack
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Don't suck, I mean it.
 
an_old_dude
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
Originally posted by Ahrens858

DONT BE PUSSIES YOU BUNCH OF SAD SACKS. LETS RAPE BUTTHOLE




The best pep talk I've heard in years. I say hire him nao.
 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by an_old_dude
The best pep talk I've heard in years. I say hire him nao.


apparently thats grounds for a general trolling warning :l
 
Jay89
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Im pretty sure this belongs in TLFP
 


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