With Showtime's unbiased thread, it's time to bring in a prediction thread that is wholly biased, likely incorrect, and contains 50% less fat than the leading prediction thread.
The Nagging cougherence is pretty close in quality. Lots of talent on every one of the teams, many of them WL veterans of one time or another. A decent gameplan and an RNG are able to lead to the rise and fall of any of them. Let's take a look at our contenders:
Palembang Royally Drunken Monks:
Owner: Boomy DTD
Co-Own: Texan DTD
HC: Jaxon Voom
OC: Social Assassin, Dustin Diamond (Asst OC), tightspandex (Asst OC)
DC: zakatakrr, ZoSo1 (Asst DC)
ST Coach: dvdatm
Nobody should be surprised at these guys being up top. They've done WL, they've done Super Woks, and they've run through a 16-0 season, all of these things despite the "inspirational" speeches from their Head Coach, which are written in a foreign language (British) and often include useful tips regarding home care. Would this team do so well without these speeches or are they a handicap?
If they were a disturbing auction on eBay, they'd be: Beer Can Doll http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=14
If they were a beer, they'd be: Drunken Monk Hefeweizen from Three Floyds Smooth and fruity
Bali Insurrection
Owner: SCinVegas
HC: ScullyDawg
OC: builderbob, nexill (Asst OC)
DC: Phoenixstrike, MAXCAPACITY (Asst DC)
Don't let the fact that their name rhymes with "erection" fool you. This team aims to surprise folks on the field, coming in at number two on our countdown of Naga teams. Their OC may be a PBS cartoon character, but he has delivered this season. I'm sure SCinVegas would prefer his OC spent more time gameplanning and less time trying to get into Wendy's coveralls (http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Bob_the_Builder_wendy_pilcher.jpg ). And everyone knows Spud the Scarecrow puts out more than Wendy anyway.
If they were a disturbing auction on eBay, they'd be: Disembodied Farrah Fawcett Heads http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=27
If they were a beer, they'd be: Insurrection IPA from Crannóg Ales decent flavor but with light mouthfeel
[Clit] of Poosays
Owner: vladykins
Co-Own: Loco Moco -Cult-
HC: -MITH- ~Cult~
OC: fast420, dss02 (Asst OC)
DC: Wikod
ST Coach: Remaran
There has been a serious lack of haiku from this team of late. Does it mean they've grown serious now that BP is not around to gameplan 80 hours a day for them? Or are there only so many ways to write poetry about animal husbandry in the literal term? If it wasn't for the sheep pron, the owner of this team might have given up GLB long ago.
If they were a disturbing auction on eBay, they'd be: Postcard of Goat Nursing a Baby http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=31
If they were a beer, they'd be: The Maharaja from Avery bitter and deceptively delicious
Krungthep Garudas
Owner: fool
Co-Own: tautology
HC: Victory Jones
OC: Joe Rice, LeadUsNot (Asst OC)
DC: ghuffman, kurieg (Asst DC), CelticRaider (Asst DC)
Head Coach VJ has been strangely silent this season? Did he get married? Did he have a baby? Did he finally come to love the Wu Dang KFA with all his heart? Nobody knows.
OTOH, everyone knows tautology keeps GLB afloat with his personal expenditures. I understand that with every HoF package he pruchases, Bort comes by and gives him a full body massage and that DD has been known to trim taut's toenails.
If they were a disturbing auction on eBay, they'd be: Black Velvet Painting - God Bless Our Truckers http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=23
If they were a beer, they'd be: Tactical Nuclear Penguin from BrewDog - expensive, yet hits hard and is fun
The Nagging cougherence is pretty close in quality. Lots of talent on every one of the teams, many of them WL veterans of one time or another. A decent gameplan and an RNG are able to lead to the rise and fall of any of them. Let's take a look at our contenders:
Palembang Royally Drunken Monks:
Owner: Boomy DTD
Co-Own: Texan DTD
HC: Jaxon Voom
OC: Social Assassin, Dustin Diamond (Asst OC), tightspandex (Asst OC)
DC: zakatakrr, ZoSo1 (Asst DC)
ST Coach: dvdatm
Nobody should be surprised at these guys being up top. They've done WL, they've done Super Woks, and they've run through a 16-0 season, all of these things despite the "inspirational" speeches from their Head Coach, which are written in a foreign language (British) and often include useful tips regarding home care. Would this team do so well without these speeches or are they a handicap?
If they were a disturbing auction on eBay, they'd be: Beer Can Doll http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=14
If they were a beer, they'd be: Drunken Monk Hefeweizen from Three Floyds Smooth and fruity
Bali Insurrection
Owner: SCinVegas
HC: ScullyDawg
OC: builderbob, nexill (Asst OC)
DC: Phoenixstrike, MAXCAPACITY (Asst DC)
Don't let the fact that their name rhymes with "erection" fool you. This team aims to surprise folks on the field, coming in at number two on our countdown of Naga teams. Their OC may be a PBS cartoon character, but he has delivered this season. I'm sure SCinVegas would prefer his OC spent more time gameplanning and less time trying to get into Wendy's coveralls (http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Bob_the_Builder_wendy_pilcher.jpg ). And everyone knows Spud the Scarecrow puts out more than Wendy anyway.
If they were a disturbing auction on eBay, they'd be: Disembodied Farrah Fawcett Heads http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=27
If they were a beer, they'd be: Insurrection IPA from Crannóg Ales decent flavor but with light mouthfeel
[Clit] of Poosays
Owner: vladykins
Co-Own: Loco Moco -Cult-
HC: -MITH- ~Cult~
OC: fast420, dss02 (Asst OC)
DC: Wikod
ST Coach: Remaran
There has been a serious lack of haiku from this team of late. Does it mean they've grown serious now that BP is not around to gameplan 80 hours a day for them? Or are there only so many ways to write poetry about animal husbandry in the literal term? If it wasn't for the sheep pron, the owner of this team might have given up GLB long ago.
If they were a disturbing auction on eBay, they'd be: Postcard of Goat Nursing a Baby http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=31
If they were a beer, they'd be: The Maharaja from Avery bitter and deceptively delicious
Krungthep Garudas
Owner: fool
Co-Own: tautology
HC: Victory Jones
OC: Joe Rice, LeadUsNot (Asst OC)
DC: ghuffman, kurieg (Asst DC), CelticRaider (Asst DC)
Head Coach VJ has been strangely silent this season? Did he get married? Did he have a baby? Did he finally come to love the Wu Dang KFA with all his heart? Nobody knows.
OTOH, everyone knows tautology keeps GLB afloat with his personal expenditures. I understand that with every HoF package he pruchases, Bort comes by and gives him a full body massage and that DD has been known to trim taut's toenails.
If they were a disturbing auction on eBay, they'd be: Black Velvet Painting - God Bless Our Truckers http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=23
If they were a beer, they'd be: Tactical Nuclear Penguin from BrewDog - expensive, yet hits hard and is fun
Edited by vladykins on Feb 1, 2012 13:30:06
Just trying to set teh Monks up for failure once again. 
