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You should interview this guy. http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2374630 Send the questions to his agent, not me. I'd be surprised if it's not entertaining 
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"Well ladies and gentleman, my name is Spencer Roye, and today, right here on "Around The League #7," I have a very special guest with me today. His name is Chocolate Eels HB1, and he's apparently extremely eager to speak his voice about himself, his team, and his league. So without further ado, here he is, everyone, meet Mr. HB1!!!!
*audience applause*
SR: Welcome Chocolate Eels HB1, it's good to have you on the show. So I've got some questions here for you, so let's jump right in it then, shall we?
So, Chocolate Eels HB1, first off, how did your parents come about to naming you?
CEHB1: My mommy and daddy gave me some normal, civilian name...John Smith or something like that. But when we made a commitment to play for Coach GJD he told us we wouldnt go by our civilian names anymore. We are known simply by our team and position. At least I'm not #2 like this guy over there, haha...imagine being named after a pile of dookie...sucka!
SR: Wow, that's quite an interesting requirement. So then, how does your coach distinguish between you and the rest of your team during practice, seeing as how everyone has the same first name?
CEHB1: [Coach GJD] is like a father to us. He knows our faces. He cares about all of us. Plus he tapes our last names to our helmets.
SR: Well, I'm certain that would help a little bit. So then, outside of practice, what's your favourite hobby?
CEHB1: Favourite? Where are we, jolly ole' England? We're in America buddy. I bleed red, pee white, and crap blue!! Why don't you go to your favourite pub and get some bangers and mash, ya Blue Blood?!?
SR: Well, I'm going to pretend I just did not hear that..moving on then, how well is your team meshing so far?
CEHB1: Pretty good. It gets a little confusing in the locker room when youre trying to get someones attention. I mean, we all have the same first name ya know. I think coach is going to go something about that, but I imagine support would freak out from actually having work to do to process all of that...
SR: Haha, I can only imagine, their copy/paste methods would all go down the crapper! Anyways, are you confident in your team's chances in making the championship?
CEHB1: I mean, there are some good teams here in the East. Cliche, them Army dudes, Wal-Mart. I gotta say I like our chances...I mean, I am the running back here. If we get there, it won't be without a fight.
SR: Alright, we're going to have a short commercial break, so stay tuned for more from Chocolate Eels HB1!
*commercial break*
Man: Are you a card collector? Do you like owning shiny things? Or do you just have some money sitting there, burning a hole in your pocket? If so, come down and check out Esen's Card Shop! We're jam-packed with all sorts of cards, from Yu-Gi-Oh!, to Magic: The Gathering, to Pokemon, and of course, the ever-popular GLB cards! Pick your league, pick a pack, and hope to get that ever-elusive holographic Bort card! Failing that, there's still plenty of other shiny cards in the packs. In fact, each 10 card set comes with at least 1 holographic card, to sate your lust for shiny things. So come on down to Esen's Card Shop: Break open a pack, learn from the best.
*end commercial break*
SR: And we're back, with "Around The League #7," once again, I'm Spencer Roye, with me here is Chocolate Eels HB1. Alright, you sound confident. What are your thoughts on your coaches?
CEHB1: Our coach is a defensive-minded guy. This being his first year, calling the offensive plays himself was a little nerve-wracking at first. He got some help though, and they seem to have to ship moving in the right direction at the moment. We're waiting on our regular OC to find some time in his schedule, but for right now Coach Gigs is doing pretty well.
SR: You head into Week 2 with the second best Rushing Average in the league. Do you feel that it is a sign of things to come, or do you think it's much too early in the season to tell?
CEHB1: Second?! Are you really gonna count that robot guy who ran one time in that game? Come on man...did you even see that play? (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1633161&pbp_id=2591568) Had that been me, I would taken the rock to the house. Don't come at me ranking me behind that soulless clone, dawg. We had an easier time against those guys from Tennessee than we expected. Things just kinda came together. I think this is a sign of things to come from HB1!! I don't know if I can keep those same numbers up, but I think I can stay around the top of the league.
SR: Don't blame me, that's just what my researchers gave me. So, what are your predictions for your stats during this season?
CEHB1: Well, your researchers suck. Anyways, I'm gonna run a lot, I'm gonna score a lot, I'm gonna dance a lot. My dude HB2 had some fumble issues in practice, so coach cracked down and didn't let him run the ball in Game 1. I don't mind sharing with him though, hopefully they'll get him in too. I guess someone's gotta stop me when I carry it in order for him to get to carry it though, haha!
SR: So, what is your personal favourite play to run?
CEHB1: Again with that Brit *censored*! Come on man...anyway, I really like that HB Sweep Strong. I only got to run it once in Week 1, but you know me... of course I took it to the house for an 80 yard TD! Y'all can call me the ATM when we run that play... automatic touchdown machine, baby!!
SR: Do you think you can eventually catch up to 'Blue' Palasky during the season?
CEHB1: Here's the thing about gramps over there. He put up those yards against an Iron Man team. I mean, those guys only have what, 15 guys on their squad? What did he do against us in the pre-season? 4 carries, 7 yards...nuff said.
SR: Well, that's all the questions I have for you today, I wish you only the best of luck during the regular season, and hopefully I will catch you in a less-xenophobic mood when I next see you. Have a great day, Mr. HB1!
Well, that's all for today, but tune in tomorrow, for another interview, and another "Around The League #7!"
*audience applause*
SR: Welcome Chocolate Eels HB1, it's good to have you on the show. So I've got some questions here for you, so let's jump right in it then, shall we?
So, Chocolate Eels HB1, first off, how did your parents come about to naming you?
CEHB1: My mommy and daddy gave me some normal, civilian name...John Smith or something like that. But when we made a commitment to play for Coach GJD he told us we wouldnt go by our civilian names anymore. We are known simply by our team and position. At least I'm not #2 like this guy over there, haha...imagine being named after a pile of dookie...sucka!
SR: Wow, that's quite an interesting requirement. So then, how does your coach distinguish between you and the rest of your team during practice, seeing as how everyone has the same first name?
CEHB1: [Coach GJD] is like a father to us. He knows our faces. He cares about all of us. Plus he tapes our last names to our helmets.
SR: Well, I'm certain that would help a little bit. So then, outside of practice, what's your favourite hobby?
CEHB1: Favourite? Where are we, jolly ole' England? We're in America buddy. I bleed red, pee white, and crap blue!! Why don't you go to your favourite pub and get some bangers and mash, ya Blue Blood?!?
SR: Well, I'm going to pretend I just did not hear that..moving on then, how well is your team meshing so far?
CEHB1: Pretty good. It gets a little confusing in the locker room when youre trying to get someones attention. I mean, we all have the same first name ya know. I think coach is going to go something about that, but I imagine support would freak out from actually having work to do to process all of that...
SR: Haha, I can only imagine, their copy/paste methods would all go down the crapper! Anyways, are you confident in your team's chances in making the championship?
CEHB1: I mean, there are some good teams here in the East. Cliche, them Army dudes, Wal-Mart. I gotta say I like our chances...I mean, I am the running back here. If we get there, it won't be without a fight.
SR: Alright, we're going to have a short commercial break, so stay tuned for more from Chocolate Eels HB1!
*commercial break*
Man: Are you a card collector? Do you like owning shiny things? Or do you just have some money sitting there, burning a hole in your pocket? If so, come down and check out Esen's Card Shop! We're jam-packed with all sorts of cards, from Yu-Gi-Oh!, to Magic: The Gathering, to Pokemon, and of course, the ever-popular GLB cards! Pick your league, pick a pack, and hope to get that ever-elusive holographic Bort card! Failing that, there's still plenty of other shiny cards in the packs. In fact, each 10 card set comes with at least 1 holographic card, to sate your lust for shiny things. So come on down to Esen's Card Shop: Break open a pack, learn from the best.
*end commercial break*
SR: And we're back, with "Around The League #7," once again, I'm Spencer Roye, with me here is Chocolate Eels HB1. Alright, you sound confident. What are your thoughts on your coaches?
CEHB1: Our coach is a defensive-minded guy. This being his first year, calling the offensive plays himself was a little nerve-wracking at first. He got some help though, and they seem to have to ship moving in the right direction at the moment. We're waiting on our regular OC to find some time in his schedule, but for right now Coach Gigs is doing pretty well.
SR: You head into Week 2 with the second best Rushing Average in the league. Do you feel that it is a sign of things to come, or do you think it's much too early in the season to tell?
CEHB1: Second?! Are you really gonna count that robot guy who ran one time in that game? Come on man...did you even see that play? (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1633161&pbp_id=2591568) Had that been me, I would taken the rock to the house. Don't come at me ranking me behind that soulless clone, dawg. We had an easier time against those guys from Tennessee than we expected. Things just kinda came together. I think this is a sign of things to come from HB1!! I don't know if I can keep those same numbers up, but I think I can stay around the top of the league.
SR: Don't blame me, that's just what my researchers gave me. So, what are your predictions for your stats during this season?
CEHB1: Well, your researchers suck. Anyways, I'm gonna run a lot, I'm gonna score a lot, I'm gonna dance a lot. My dude HB2 had some fumble issues in practice, so coach cracked down and didn't let him run the ball in Game 1. I don't mind sharing with him though, hopefully they'll get him in too. I guess someone's gotta stop me when I carry it in order for him to get to carry it though, haha!
SR: So, what is your personal favourite play to run?
CEHB1: Again with that Brit *censored*! Come on man...anyway, I really like that HB Sweep Strong. I only got to run it once in Week 1, but you know me... of course I took it to the house for an 80 yard TD! Y'all can call me the ATM when we run that play... automatic touchdown machine, baby!!
SR: Do you think you can eventually catch up to 'Blue' Palasky during the season?
CEHB1: Here's the thing about gramps over there. He put up those yards against an Iron Man team. I mean, those guys only have what, 15 guys on their squad? What did he do against us in the pre-season? 4 carries, 7 yards...nuff said.
SR: Well, that's all the questions I have for you today, I wish you only the best of luck during the regular season, and hopefully I will catch you in a less-xenophobic mood when I next see you. Have a great day, Mr. HB1!
Well, that's all for today, but tune in tomorrow, for another interview, and another "Around The League #7!"
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You'll have your interview, just give it time...first come, first served, you know.
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Originally posted by kiolb
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lolcats? Really?
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lolcats? Really?
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