pretty lolWorthy, but it's something to do during the off season.
Day 45 Update (teams with no human dots don't get formatted)
Western Conference:
Rank ... Team ......................... Players ... Age ... Lvl ... Val ... Eff ... Salary
1 ... X's & O's Football ........................ 51 ... 0 ... 4 ... 191.60 ... 4 ... $1,272,400
2 ... New Jersey Casual Jets ........... 48 ... 0 ... 4 ... 190.28 ... 4 ... $839,040
3 ... Silver State Dream Machines ... 35 ... 0 ... 4 ... 190.16 ... 4 ... $611,800
4 ... Cretin Asylum MASSACRE ........ 45 ... 0 ... 3 ... 183.43 ... 3 ... $881,920
5 ... West Tenn Heat ........................... 37 ... 0 ... 2 ... 175.58 ... 2 ... $680,520
6 ... Zulu Death Disciples ................. 16 ... 0 ... 2 ... 174.87 ... 2 ... $1,013,720
7 ... Oklahoma City Twisters ............ 47 ... 0 ... 2 ... 173.12 ... 2 ... $1,600,320
8 ... Carcharodon Megalodon .......... 40 ... 0 ... 1 ... 167.35 ... 2 ... $1,600,000
9 ... Arizona Rattlers ........................... 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.75 ... 2 ... $961,400
10 ... ARCHANGEL DOTS ................. 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.46 ... 2 ... $990,000
11 ... Titans of New York ................... 17 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.11 ... 2 ... $297,160
12 ... Gilbert Yellow Jackets ............. 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 165.89 ... 2 ... $1,100,000
13 ... Hulk Avengers ........................... 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 165.07 ... 2 ... $961,400
14 ... Albany Devils ............................. 23 ... 0 ... 1 ... 165.00 ... 2 ... $576,960
15 ... Cy-Fair Cyclones ...................... 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 164.71 ... 2 ... $1,085,480
16 Burlington Jaguars 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $0
Eastern Conference:
Rank ... Team ......................... Players ... Age ... Lvl ... Val ... Eff ... Salary
1 ... Irken Invaders .................................. 34 ... 0 ... 4 ... 191.40 ... 4 ... $717,040
2 ... Montreal Muskrats .......................... 55 ... 0 ... 4 ... 188.00 ... 3 ... $963,520
3 ... Chicago Outfit .................................. 50 ... 0 ... 3 ... 180.07 ... 2 ... $874,000
4 ... American French Fries .................. 54 ... 0 ... 2 ... 174.66 ... 2 ... $972,160
5 ... The Lounge Crew ........................... 34 ... 0 ... 2 ... 172.11 ... 2 ... $1,961,160
6 ... Greendale Community College ... 51 ... 0 ... 2 ... 171.07 ... 2 ... $891,480
7 ... San Lorenzo Animals .................... 36 ... 0 ... 2 ... 169.94 ... 2 ... $720,000
8 ... Mongolian Warlords ....................... 52 ... 0 ... 1 ... 169.57 ... 2 ... $1,024,600
9 ... KC's Arrowhead Pride .................... 54 ... 0 ... 1 ... 167.26 ... 2 ... $1,010,480
10 ... Baby Blackhawks ......................... 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.54 ... 2 ... $962,520
11 ... Dimmsdale Wildcats .................. 42 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.24 ... 2 ... $3,280,000
12 ... Smurfs with a long name ............ 36 ... 0 ... 1 ... 165.44 ... 2 ... $630,720
13 ... Old School Football ...................... 01 ... 0 ... 1 ... 164.00 ... 2 ... $17,480
14 ... Austin Longhorns 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $0
15 ... Middawg's Ghost 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $0
16 ... Hale'iwa Haunted Luau 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $14,452,880
Day 45 Update (teams with no human dots don't get formatted)
Western Conference:
Rank ... Team ......................... Players ... Age ... Lvl ... Val ... Eff ... Salary
1 ... X's & O's Football ........................ 51 ... 0 ... 4 ... 191.60 ... 4 ... $1,272,400
2 ... New Jersey Casual Jets ........... 48 ... 0 ... 4 ... 190.28 ... 4 ... $839,040
3 ... Silver State Dream Machines ... 35 ... 0 ... 4 ... 190.16 ... 4 ... $611,800
4 ... Cretin Asylum MASSACRE ........ 45 ... 0 ... 3 ... 183.43 ... 3 ... $881,920
5 ... West Tenn Heat ........................... 37 ... 0 ... 2 ... 175.58 ... 2 ... $680,520
6 ... Zulu Death Disciples ................. 16 ... 0 ... 2 ... 174.87 ... 2 ... $1,013,720
7 ... Oklahoma City Twisters ............ 47 ... 0 ... 2 ... 173.12 ... 2 ... $1,600,320
8 ... Carcharodon Megalodon .......... 40 ... 0 ... 1 ... 167.35 ... 2 ... $1,600,000
9 ... Arizona Rattlers ........................... 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.75 ... 2 ... $961,400
10 ... ARCHANGEL DOTS ................. 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.46 ... 2 ... $990,000
11 ... Titans of New York ................... 17 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.11 ... 2 ... $297,160
12 ... Gilbert Yellow Jackets ............. 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 165.89 ... 2 ... $1,100,000
13 ... Hulk Avengers ........................... 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 165.07 ... 2 ... $961,400
14 ... Albany Devils ............................. 23 ... 0 ... 1 ... 165.00 ... 2 ... $576,960
15 ... Cy-Fair Cyclones ...................... 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 164.71 ... 2 ... $1,085,480
16 Burlington Jaguars 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $0
Eastern Conference:
Rank ... Team ......................... Players ... Age ... Lvl ... Val ... Eff ... Salary
1 ... Irken Invaders .................................. 34 ... 0 ... 4 ... 191.40 ... 4 ... $717,040
2 ... Montreal Muskrats .......................... 55 ... 0 ... 4 ... 188.00 ... 3 ... $963,520
3 ... Chicago Outfit .................................. 50 ... 0 ... 3 ... 180.07 ... 2 ... $874,000
4 ... American French Fries .................. 54 ... 0 ... 2 ... 174.66 ... 2 ... $972,160
5 ... The Lounge Crew ........................... 34 ... 0 ... 2 ... 172.11 ... 2 ... $1,961,160
6 ... Greendale Community College ... 51 ... 0 ... 2 ... 171.07 ... 2 ... $891,480
7 ... San Lorenzo Animals .................... 36 ... 0 ... 2 ... 169.94 ... 2 ... $720,000
8 ... Mongolian Warlords ....................... 52 ... 0 ... 1 ... 169.57 ... 2 ... $1,024,600
9 ... KC's Arrowhead Pride .................... 54 ... 0 ... 1 ... 167.26 ... 2 ... $1,010,480
10 ... Baby Blackhawks ......................... 55 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.54 ... 2 ... $962,520
11 ... Dimmsdale Wildcats .................. 42 ... 0 ... 1 ... 166.24 ... 2 ... $3,280,000
12 ... Smurfs with a long name ............ 36 ... 0 ... 1 ... 165.44 ... 2 ... $630,720
13 ... Old School Football ...................... 01 ... 0 ... 1 ... 164.00 ... 2 ... $17,480
14 ... Austin Longhorns 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $0
15 ... Middawg's Ghost 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $0
16 ... Hale'iwa Haunted Luau 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $14,452,880