Warrior General Games

Top teams
Beer Pong All Stars - They like crabs... always there and itching
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=401&team2=2693

Angkor Wat Bone Devils - Needs to fill a few holes on Oline and Dline like any hooker's stocking
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1105&team2=2693

Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 Da NOLA Brah!!! K&B Purples 48 119 30 539.47 33 $6,724,000
2 Manila Warlords 5 103 32 538.18 33 $2,881,200
3 Cartagena Cartel 47 120 31 537.96 33 $2,755,240
4 College Town NWA Feeble Minds 55 119 30 535.52 32 $4,400,000
5 Meadowland Marauders 40 118 30 531.54 32 $2,368,760
6 Empire State of Mind 47 119 29 525.08 31 $2,278,560
7 Beer Pong All Stars 48 118 30 524.28 31 $5,498,600
8 Mr. Bigglesworth 48 119 30 523.36 31 $8,720,000
9 Angkor Wat Bone Devils 48 119 31 519.54 31 $5,759,360
10 Eating Beavers 34 118 31 516.39 31 $5,116,240
11 San Angeles Demolition Men 52 119 29 510.21 30 $3,968,000
12 Monmouth Junction Little Evil Monkeys 45 117 28 498.60 29 $3,398,720
13 Dakar Shirtless Gunmen 44 114 28 489.93 29 $3,570,880
14 U of Mich Broncos 11 117 28 480.10 28 $2,592,160
15 Mount Krakatoa Eruption 47 119 28 476.75 28 $9,360,000
16 Canton Bulldogs 47 80 24 444.63 26 $2,278,600
17 Lakeland Storm 48 88 23 428.62 24 $2,959,840
18 Scandinavian Lot Lizards 10 107 21 414.72 23 $2,676,040
19 Acheron Marines 35 107 22 406.50 23 $3,481,040
20 Kamnik Wildcats 12 105 22 406.24 23 $3,630,520
21 South Side Cracked-out All Stars 54 119 21 404.86 22 $2,672,840
22 Tampa Bay Cougars 21 94 21 401.94 22 $4,861,240
23 Guam Turkeys 32 79 22 399.34 22 $3,122,560
24 Mutilated Monkey Muffins Fluffy Muffin 38 92 20 396.75 22 $4,459,840
25 THE East Tennessee Elite 10 103 20 396.32 22 $3,694,600
26 Barrie Colts 36 87 21 393.81 21 $4,061,520
27 Yorktown Nobles 9 99 20 390.45 21 $3,486,880
28 Birmingham Bolts 38 99 20 388.20 21 $1,948,880
29 Simpsons All Stars 55 119 21 383.71 21 $2,666,400
30 Birmingham Steeldogs 35 81 20 372.01 20 $2,100,000
31 Sleepy Hollow Horsemen 14 80 18 349.08 18 $5,228,120
32 Lost Island Smoke Monsters 40 73 16 337.11 17 $3,200,000

its quite in here lol

Rankings after 4 games:

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-0...... College Town NWA Feeble Minds
2.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.125 ........ 4-0...... Meadowland Marauders
3.. ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ 4-0...... Mr. Bigglesworth
4.. ........ 7 ........ 9 ........ 0.750 ........ 3-1...... Mount Krakatoa Eruption
5.. ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.125 ........ 4-0...... San Angeles Demolition Men
6.. ........ 4 ........ 8 ........ 0.188 ........ 4-0...... Angkor Wat Bone Devils
7.. ...... 16 ........ 7 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-1...... Cartagena Cartel
8.. ...... 12 ........ 6 ........ 0.313 ........ 3-1...... Empire State of Mind
9.. ........ 6 ........ 3 ........ 0.188 ........ 4-0...... Beer Pong All Stars
10 ........ 8 ...... 10 ........ 0.188 ........ 4-0...... Mutilated Monkey Muffins Fluffy Muffin
11 ...... 13 ...... 14 ........ 0.375 ........ 3-1...... Dakar Shirtless Gunmen
12 ...... 11 ...... 13 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... Monmouth Junction Little Evil Monkeys
13 ...... 14 ...... 12 ........ 0.188 ........ 3-1...... Canton Bulldogs
14 ...... 10 ...... 11 ........ 0.563 ........ 2-2...... Da NOLA Brah!!! K&B Purples
15 ........ 9 ...... 15 ........ 0.750 ........ 2-2...... Eating Beavers
16 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.188 ........ 3-1...... Tampa Bay Cougars
17 ...... 17 ...... 16 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Acheron Marines
17 ...... 19 ...... 18 ........ 0.688 ........ 1-3...... Guam Turkeys
17 ...... 21 ...... 20 ........ 0.688 ........ 1-3...... Birmingham Steeldogs
17 ...... 26 ...... 27 ........ 0.813 ........ 0-4...... U of Mich Broncos
17 ...... 18 ...... 17 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-2...... Lakeland Storm
17 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... Birmingham Bolts
17 ...... 15 ...... 24 ........ 0.688 ........ 1-3...... Lost Island Smoke Monsters
24 ...... 22 ...... 29 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... Simpsons All Stars
25 ...... 25 ...... 19 ........ 0.563 ........ 1-3...... Scandinavian Lot Lizards
26 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.938 ........ 0-4...... Sleepy Hollow Horsemen
27 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... Barrie Colts
28 ...... 30 ...... 21 ........ 0.875 ........ 0-4...... Manila Warlords
29 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.875 ........ 0-4...... THE East Tennessee Elite
30 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.813 ........ 0-4...... South Side Cracked-out All Stars
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-4...... Kamnik Wildcats
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.375 ........ 0-4...... Yorktown Nobles


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
187 -     0    Meadowland Marauders (4-0) def. Manila Warlords (0-4)
  71 -     0    Mr. Bigglesworth (4-0) def. Dakar Shirtless Gunmen (3-1)
  78 -     3    Beer Pong All Stars (4-0) def. Acheron Marines (2-2)
255 -     0    Angkor Wat Bone Devils (4-0) def. Sleepy Hollow Horsemen (0-4)
194 -     0    Mutilated Monkey Muffins Fluffy Muffin (4-0) def. THE East Tennessee Elite (0-4)
  79 -   10    Tampa Bay Cougars (3-1) def. U of Mich Broncos (0-4)
  66 -   23    Guam Turkeys (1-3) def. Barrie Colts (1-3)
102 -     0    Birmingham Steeldogs (1-3) def. Kamnik Wildcats (0-4)
  46 -     6    San Angeles Demolition Men (4-0) def. Da NOLA Brah!!! K&B Purples (2-2)
  59 -     7    College Town NWA Feeble Minds (4-0) def. Monmouth Junction Little Evil Monkeys (3-1)
255 -     0    Mount Krakatoa Eruption (3-1) def. Yorktown Nobles (0-4)
174 -     0    Empire State of Mind (3-1) def. South Side Cracked-out All Stars (0-4)
  53 -     7    Cartagena Cartel (3-1) def. Lakeland Storm (2-2)
  41 -   37    Canton Bulldogs (3-1) def. Eating Beavers (2-2)
  61 -   43    Birmingham Bolts (2-2) def. Simpsons All Stars (0-4)
  77 -   33    Lost Island Smoke Monsters (1-3) def. Scandinavian Lot Lizards (1-3)

Originally posted by Tajson
Top teams
Beer Pong All Stars - They like crabs... always there and itching
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=401&team2=2693

Angkor Wat Bone Devils - Needs to fill a few holes on Oline and Dline like any hooker's stocking
http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1105&team2=2693

im pretty sure Meadowland Marauders are on they ass or probably better if you ask me =)

Originally posted by jumpman2k2
im pretty sure Meadowland Marauders are on they ass or probably better if you ask me =)

When I wrote that Meadowland Marauders had too many holes to be considered with those two teams.

Here is an excerpt from a post on our team forum written the same day:
Originally posted by Tajosn
Middle teams
Meadowland Marauders - Very much alive and could become a top team by recruiting

Just because you are not mentioned does not mean you are not watched.

man noone talkin this borin lol

After 8 Games the rankings are as listed:

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.516 ........ 8-0...... College Town NWA Feeble Minds
2.. ...... 12 ........ 5 ........ 0.563 ........ 7-1...... Cartagena Cartel
3.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.359 ........ 8-0...... Angkor Wat Bone Devils
4.. ........ 4 ........ 6 ........ 0.484 ........ 7-1...... Mr. Bigglesworth
5.. ........ 7 ........ 4 ........ 0.344 ........ 7-1...... Beer Pong All Stars
6.. ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.484 ........ 6-2...... San Angeles Demolition Men
7.. ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.453 ........ 7-1...... Mount Krakatoa Eruption
8.. ........ 8 ........ 8 ........ 0.563 ........ 5-3...... Da NOLA Brah!!! K&B Purples
9.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.234 ........ 8-0...... Meadowland Marauders
10 ...... 10 ...... 12 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-2...... Eating Beavers
11 ...... 13 ...... 10 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-4...... Empire State of Mind
12 ........ 5 ...... 11 ........ 0.203 ........ 8-0...... Mutilated Monkey Muffins Fluffy Muffin
13 ...... 11 ...... 15 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-3...... Monmouth Junction Little Evil Monkeys
14 ...... 14 ...... 14 ........ 0.547 ........ 4-4...... Dakar Shirtless Gunmen
15 ...... 15 ...... 13 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-4...... Canton Bulldogs
16 ...... 16 ...... 17 ........ 0.422 ........ 5-3...... Guam Turkeys
17 ...... 20 ...... 16 ........ 0.594 ........ 2-6...... Lakeland Storm
18 ...... 17 ...... 19 ........ 0.656 ........ 3-5...... Acheron Marines
19 ...... 21 ...... 20 ........ 0.344 ........ 5-3...... Tampa Bay Cougars
20 ...... 23 ...... 24 ........ 0.672 ........ 1-7...... U of Mich Broncos
20 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.438 ........ 4-4...... Birmingham Bolts
20 ...... 18 ...... 23 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Lost Island Smoke Monsters
23 ...... 19 ...... 18 ........ 0.438 ........ 4-4...... Birmingham Steeldogs
24 ...... 28 ...... 21 ........ 0.766 ........ 1-7...... Manila Warlords
25 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.547 ........ 1-7...... Barrie Colts
26 ...... 22 ...... 30 ........ 0.453 ........ 2-6...... Simpsons All Stars
27 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.828 ........ 0-8...... Sleepy Hollow Horsemen
28 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.609 ........ 1-7...... Scandinavian Lot Lizards
29 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.484 ........ 1-7...... South Side Cracked-out All Stars
30 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.672 ........ 0-8...... THE East Tennessee Elite
31 ...... 30 ...... 29 ........ 0.391 ........ 1-7...... Kamnik Wildcats
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.453 ........ 0-8...... Yorktown Nobles


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  20 -   10    Meadowland Marauders (8-0) def. Mr. Bigglesworth (7-1)
  15 -     9    Angkor Wat Bone Devils (8-0) def. Beer Pong All Stars (7-1)
117 -   15    Mutilated Monkey Muffins Fluffy Muffin (8-0) def. Acheron Marines (3-5)
  83 -   20    Guam Turkeys (5-3) def. U of Mich Broncos (1-7)
  81 -   28    Dakar Shirtless Gunmen (4-4) def. Tampa Bay Cougars (5-3)
  60 -   10    Birmingham Steeldogs (4-4) def. Manila Warlords (1-7)
  40 -   17    Barrie Colts (1-7) def. THE East Tennessee Elite (0-8)
  20 -     0    Kamnik Wildcats (1-7) def. Sleepy Hollow Horsemen (0-8)
  24 -     7    College Town NWA Feeble Minds (8-0) def. Mount Krakatoa Eruption (7-1)
138 -     3    Cartagena Cartel (7-1) def. Birmingham Bolts (4-4)
  70 -   14    San Angeles Demolition Men (6-2) def. Canton Bulldogs (4-4)
137 -   23    Eating Beavers (6-2) def. Lost Island Smoke Monsters (3-5)
255 -     0    Da NOLA Brah!!! K&B Purples (5-3) def. Yorktown Nobles (0-8)
173 -     8    Monmouth Junction Little Evil Monkeys (5-3) def. South Side Cracked-out All Stars (1-7)
  63 -   13    Empire State of Mind (4-4) def. Lakeland Storm (2-6)
  48 -   27    Simpsons All Stars (2-6) def. Scandinavian Lot Lizards (1-7)

Thank you, TheXman, for doing this.

Yeah this is really cool, I'm interested in how the numbers are calculated.
Acheron Marines beat us Mutilated Monkey Muffins bad in our Tournament matchup. I don't expect a repeat performance, but it will be a close one. I would love to see 117-15 when I wake up tomorrow, though.

Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.521 ........ College Town NWA Feeble Minds
2 ........ 10 ........ 2 ........ 0.504 ........ Cartagena Cartel
3 ........ 5 ........ 4 ........ 0.496 ........ Beer Pong All Stars
4 ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.438 ........ Angkor Wat Bone Devils
5 ........ 3 ........ 6 ........ 0.504 ........ Mr. Bigglesworth
6 ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.512 ........ San Angeles Demolition Men
7 ........ 7 ........ 9 ........ 0.438 ........ Meadowland Marauders
8 ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.479 ........ Da NOLA Brah!!! K&B Purples
9 ........ 12 ........ 11 ........ 0.430 ........ Eating Beavers
10 ........ 8 ........ 8 ........ 0.413 ........ Mount Krakatoa Eruption
11 ........ 11 ........ 12 ........ 0.612 ........ Dakar Shirtless Gunmen
12 ........ 14 ........ 10 ........ 0.554 ........ Empire State of Mind
13 ........ 13 ........ 17 ........ 0.496 ........ Monmouth Junction Little Evil Monkeys
14 ........ 18 ........ 16 ........ 0.587 ........ Canton Bulldogs
15 ........ 9 ........ 14 ........ 0.355 ........ Mutilated Monkey Muffins Fluffy Muffin
16 ........ 16 ........ 15 ........ 0.372 ........ Guam Turkeys
17 ........ 15 ........ 13 ........ 0.545 ........ Lakeland Storm
18 ........ 22 ........ 22 ........ 0.512 ........ Tampa Bay Cougars
19 ........ 17 ........ 18 ........ 0.595 ........ Acheron Marines
20 ........ 25 ........ 26 ........ 0.521 ........ Birmingham Bolts
21 ........ 20 ........ 24 ........ 0.562 ........ Lost Island Smoke Monsters
22 ........ 19 ........ 19 ........ 0.339 ........ Birmingham Steeldogs
23 ........ 21 ........ 21 ........ 0.562 ........ U of Mich Broncos
24 ........ 23 ........ 31 ........ 0.479 ........ Simpsons All Stars
25 ........ 24 ........ 25 ........ 0.512 ........ Barrie Colts
26 ........ 30 ........ 27 ........ 0.678 ........ Sleepy Hollow Horsemen
27 ........ 28 ........ 28 ........ 0.463 ........ South Side Cracked-out All Stars
28 ........ 26 ........ 20 ........ 0.579 ........ Manila Warlords
29 ........ 27 ........ 23 ........ 0.504 ........ Scandinavian Lot Lizards
30 ........ 31 ........ 30 ........ 0.438 ........ Kamnik Wildcats
31 ........ 32 ........ 32 ........ 0.504 ........ Yorktown Nobles
32 ........ 29 ........ 29 ........ 0.496 ........ THE East Tennessee Elite

Our baby dots are too inconsistent to be taken seriously...

Originally posted by onepeat
Our baby dots are too inconsistent to be taken seriously...

except mine

Originally posted by FuriousGeorge
except mine

You aren't on my team, therefore my statement doesn't apply.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2205555

Pretty consistent.