Warrior General Games

Welcome to J’s 2nd annual sweet 16 of hot chicks tourney. Now that it is March, it is time for March Madness, brackets, and betting. And if you are like me, women need to be ranked, sorted, and put in their place.
I run this tourney such that it gets finished prior to the 1st regular season game of S21. Who game plans for pre-season games?? I would prefer to debate and look at beautiful women…
Place your votes, and only pick the 1st round. In three days, I will sum up the votes and post round 2. Feel free to lobby for your favorites, post videos, pix, etc. to get your favorite lady some votes. No nudity, you jackasses. I picked these 16 ladies based on several factors, web fame, overall body of work, personal bias, but they all are worthy of being dubbed, “The 2011 GLB hottie of the year”.
North
##1. Keeley Hazell http://sexydesktops.net/var/albums/Keeley-Hazell/Keeley_Hazell_Wallpaper_44.jpg vs
#4. J Love Hewitt http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/98/Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_016.jpg

#2. Sofia Vergara http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/1972/Neo25WP2006_-_Sofia_Vergara.jpg vs
#3. Joanna Krupa http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/640/krupa7.jpg

South
#1. Brooklyn Decker http://www.ecardmedia.eu/data/media/19/brooklyn_decker-1600x1200.jpg vs
#4. Selita Ebanks http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/selita-ebanks-3.jpg

#2. Christina Hendricks http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/wallpapers/65142/christina-hendricks-mobile-wallpaper.jpg vs
#3 Minka Kelly http://www.kupypspwallpapers.info/psp-wallpapers/minka-kelly-psp-wallpaper.jpg

West
#1. Katy Perry http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs31/f/2008/195/c/7/Katy_Perry_Wallpaper_by_DarkFacedStranger.jpg vs
#4 Danneel Harris http://shaheenaaa.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/b-danneel-harris-4d4c844e5916.jpeg&imgr

#2. Denise Milani http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/denisemilani/denise_milani_2.jpg vs
#3 Kelly Brook http://gallery.newkerala.com/wallpaper/Kelly-Brook/

East
#1. Lucy Pinder http://www.rexwallpapers.com/wallpaper/Lucy-pinder-5/ vs
#4 Kylie Bisutti http://grind365.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Kylie+Bisutti+Victorias+Secret+Show.jpg

#2. Kim Kardashian http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1NkmN2cDSOM/TVpK0mRnP4I/AAAAAAAABek/A2Qm3bpiP1A/s1600/kim_kardashian_playboy.jpg vs
#3 Gabrielle Union http://www.entertainmentwallpaper.com/images/desktops/celebrity/gabrielle_union06.jpg

In case of a tie, my vote is the tie breaker. I will be adding pictures of each lovely lady as the tourney progresses. For now, I would recommend these sites to view these lovely ladies prior to voting.
http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/
http://www.maxim.com/amg/
J.

I'd play, but those sites are not very friendly. Maybe if you put a link in to each competitor so we didn't have to look them up?

Originally posted by Dr. E
I'd play, but those sites are not very friendly. Maybe if you put a link in to each competitor so we didn't have to look them up?

Will do so tonight. You are correct, those sites are not for viewing at work.

Keeley hazell -- super hot
Sofia Vergara -- Better rack, the other girl is too skinny
Brooklyn Decker -- Other girl shouldnt be on here
Christina Hendricks -- BOOBS
Danneel Harris -- I hate Katy Perry tbh
Denis Milani -- Most even match...both pretty hot
Lucy Pinder -- Again, skinny ass girls get no love from me...its ridiculous.
Kim Kardashian -- You gave here a bye

Kim Kardashian will win anyways though

hewit
vergara
decker...other link isn't working
kelly
harris...not much choice here..both look like little girls
Brook
pinder
union...kardashians are just ugly human beings.

Originally posted by -M-
Keeley hazell -- super hot
Sofia Vergara -- Better rack, the other girl is too skinny
Brooklyn Decker -- Other girl shouldnt be on here
Christina Hendricks -- BOOBS
Danneel Harris -- I hate Katy Perry tbh
Denis Milani -- Most even match...both pretty hot
Lucy Pinder -- Again, skinny ass girls get no love from me...its ridiculous.
Kim Kardashian -- You gave here a bye

Kim Kardashian will win anyways though

Agree with all these except that I doubt Kardashian wins it.. Milani and Pinder are my top choices.

Guys,
Rd2 will start tomorrow.
Does this forum like women?

J.

Originally posted by UCLA Jeremy
Guys,
Rd2 will start tomorrow.
Does this forum like women?

J.

Maybe you are asking the wrong question or posted the wrong gender. Or maybe most guys are away for the off season.

North
1
3

South
1
3

West
4
2

East
1
2

#4
#2

#1
#3

#4
#3

#1
#3

North
##1. Keeley Hazell
#2. Sofia Vergara

South
#1. Brooklyn Decker
#3 Minka Kelly

West
#4 Danneel Harris
#3 Kelly Brook

East
#1. Lucy Pinder
#3 Gabrielle Union

Hewitt, Hendricks, Perry, and Kardashian are not attractive without heavy makeup. Nothing's real on Milani.

North
1
3

South
4
3

West
4
2

East
1
3

North
#1. Keeley Hazell
#2. Sofia Vergara

South
#1. Brooklyn Decker
#2. Christina Hendricks

West
#4 Danneel Harris
#2. Denise Milani

East
#4 Kylie Bisutti
#3 Gabrielle Union

Round #1 is now closed. Round 2 will be up shortly in another post.

3 of the ladies I voted for are out.

But, there really are no bad choices on this list.

J.