The troll Rankings
1.) Dpride
Not only the biggest prick, but also possessing the smallest prick, that is if you believe the rumors. My favorite thing about Dpride is he never stops, and his ability to troll the other 9 guys on this list is what puts him over the top. He treats everyone like crap, manipulated everyone he ever met, belittled and humiliated his best buds dots in front of others, and used the legendary “BOOMSHAKALA” to reduce women and men to tears. He also recruits while on the shitter, rotted more dots than the Jail team, and Hitler combined, and has a staggering ego that knows no bounds. That said, however, this guy should be in the U.S. Senate - I have never seen a more brilliant legislator. Uncouth, brutal, and narcissistic beyond belief, he’s GLB's eternal barometer for prickness on the forums. All in all, he is the one user who I would punch in the face if I ever met in real life, his typing resembles a retard, he sounds like dana white, his voice translates a perceived truth into language perfectly intelligible to the person to whom he is speaking , and from an analytic POV he might be one of the brightest guys on the game. Congrats on convincing GLB you're a passing team, yet your entire roster is built for running the ball with the exception of 4 wr's you signed to set yourself up for next season. You may have trolled Bort and catch into nerfing passing for s19, but I see through your bullshit -your entire goal is to be a short yardage team, and having seen most of the builds on arcade you're a running team, and a very clever manipulator, but your 1 man crusade to get passing nerfed is seen through by those of us in the know, and it won't work.
Troll of the decade
2.)JDbullock
JD is one of those people who goes around glb imparting knowledge and wisdom. JD is someone who has taken his own interpretation of how football should be, and intent on propagating the tenets to everyone on the internet. Every glb user that ever existed has witnessed some sort of JD-related activity, but he haunted the groups relating to WL, GD, and CPL the most. JD has a large repository of fantasy football, the alg system, and steps to fix glb related articles, and copy pasted sections of them repeatedly, contriving them to fit any discussion that was going on. All the effort was mostly an early variant of spamming, to advertise for him to be a tester. JD is often cited as the number 1 reason why people stopped using the forums on GLB. He was damn close to the #1 troll, but brides ability to go toe to toe with everyone, and "KTFO" bort puts him a small step above JD for GLB troll of the decade.
3.)Gart
4.)Boltz
5.)Malachorn
6.)Warlock
7.) Ahrens
8.)Track6Track7
9.) Darkstrand
10.) ImTheScientist
I ask that the mods leave this open as I finish the top ten list, thanks in advance
1.) Dpride
Not only the biggest prick, but also possessing the smallest prick, that is if you believe the rumors. My favorite thing about Dpride is he never stops, and his ability to troll the other 9 guys on this list is what puts him over the top. He treats everyone like crap, manipulated everyone he ever met, belittled and humiliated his best buds dots in front of others, and used the legendary “BOOMSHAKALA” to reduce women and men to tears. He also recruits while on the shitter, rotted more dots than the Jail team, and Hitler combined, and has a staggering ego that knows no bounds. That said, however, this guy should be in the U.S. Senate - I have never seen a more brilliant legislator. Uncouth, brutal, and narcissistic beyond belief, he’s GLB's eternal barometer for prickness on the forums. All in all, he is the one user who I would punch in the face if I ever met in real life, his typing resembles a retard, he sounds like dana white, his voice translates a perceived truth into language perfectly intelligible to the person to whom he is speaking , and from an analytic POV he might be one of the brightest guys on the game. Congrats on convincing GLB you're a passing team, yet your entire roster is built for running the ball with the exception of 4 wr's you signed to set yourself up for next season. You may have trolled Bort and catch into nerfing passing for s19, but I see through your bullshit -your entire goal is to be a short yardage team, and having seen most of the builds on arcade you're a running team, and a very clever manipulator, but your 1 man crusade to get passing nerfed is seen through by those of us in the know, and it won't work.
Troll of the decade
2.)JDbullock
JD is one of those people who goes around glb imparting knowledge and wisdom. JD is someone who has taken his own interpretation of how football should be, and intent on propagating the tenets to everyone on the internet. Every glb user that ever existed has witnessed some sort of JD-related activity, but he haunted the groups relating to WL, GD, and CPL the most. JD has a large repository of fantasy football, the alg system, and steps to fix glb related articles, and copy pasted sections of them repeatedly, contriving them to fit any discussion that was going on. All the effort was mostly an early variant of spamming, to advertise for him to be a tester. JD is often cited as the number 1 reason why people stopped using the forums on GLB. He was damn close to the #1 troll, but brides ability to go toe to toe with everyone, and "KTFO" bort puts him a small step above JD for GLB troll of the decade.
3.)Gart
4.)Boltz
5.)Malachorn
6.)Warlock
7.) Ahrens
8.)Track6Track7
9.) Darkstrand
10.) ImTheScientist
I ask that the mods leave this open as I finish the top ten list, thanks in advance
