Warrior General Games

Script using just one regular season game and basic settings. The script needs a couple games to get accurate, so just have a laugh at this one...

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... HIT SQUAD
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Roman Spartaci
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Dayton Demons
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... News Team Assemble!
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Teal With It
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Lesbians like it Doggystyle
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... The Many Babbies of Weather & Kretch
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Top Gun Pilots
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Junior RidgeRunners
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Czech Yourself [Pee Wee Elite]
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... The Scottie Dawgs
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Imma Shark My Duck Is Sick
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Screaming Nazguls
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... THE FRAPPE DUNGEON
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... I put the bomp in the bom p shoe bomp shoe bomp
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... KC Spartins
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Buffalo Nation
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Distinguished Amphibians of Wellington
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... The Insane Asylum
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... DC Pink
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Day Crew CPU's
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Quebec Nordic Knights Jr
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... JazManXII Hearts Anal
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... DC Owns U
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Manny's Legion of Dopeness
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... DC CSBP's
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Pee Wee Rocket Passers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... DC Knows YAFF
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... B-MAL Ballers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Winchester Waterboys
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Day Crew Terry Crews
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... EllisBell's Fan Club


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
255 -   85    The Scottie Dawgs def. HIT SQUAD
255 -   28    Lesbians like it Doggystyle def. Roman Spartaci
  87 -   18    Dayton Demons def. KC Spartins
  56 -   25    News Team Assemble! def. Imma Shark My Duck Is Sick
  63 -   30    Teal With It def. Screaming Nazguls
255 -   99    I put the bomp in the bom p shoe bomp shoe bomp def. The Many Babbies of Weather & Kretch
  44 -   41    Top Gun Pilots def. Czech Yourself [Pee Wee Elite]
255 -   90    THE FRAPPE DUNGEON def. Junior RidgeRunners
255 -   66    Quebec Nordic Knights Jr def. Buffalo Nation
255 -   90    Winchester Waterboys def. Distinguished Amphibians of Wellington
255 - 133    EllisBell's Fan Club def. The Insane Asylum
  72 -   31    DC Pink def. Day Crew Terry Crews
  56 -   25    Day Crew CPU's def. DC CSBP's
  44 -   41    JazManXII Hearts Anal def. Manny's Legion of Dopeness
255 -   26    DC Owns U def. Pee Wee Rocket Passers
  37 -   34    B-MAL Ballers def. DC Knows YAFF

This output factors in team talent...

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... The Insane Asylum
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... HIT SQUAD
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Dayton Demons
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Junior RidgeRunners
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Quebec Nordic Knights Jr
6.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Roman Spartaci
6.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... KC Spartins
6.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Buffalo Nation
9.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Teal With It
10 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Distinguished Amphibians of Wellington
11 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Screaming Nazguls
11 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Day Crew CPU's
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... The Many Babbies of Weather & Kretch
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Top Gun Pilots
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... EllisBell's Fan Club
16 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Lesbians like it Doggystyle
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Manny's Legion of Dopeness
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Pee Wee Rocket Passers
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Winchester Waterboys
20 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... DC Owns U
21 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... DC Knows YAFF
22 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Czech Yourself [Pee Wee Elite]
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... The Scottie Dawgs
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... I put the bomp in the bom p shoe bomp shoe bomp
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... B-MAL Ballers
26 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... DC CSBP's
27 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... JazManXII Hearts Anal
27 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Day Crew Terry Crews
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... News Team Assemble!
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... THE FRAPPE DUNGEON
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... DC Pink
32 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Imma Shark My Duck Is Sick


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
255 -   85    The Scottie Dawgs def. HIT SQUAD
255 -   28    Lesbians like it Doggystyle def. Roman Spartaci
  87 -   18    Dayton Demons def. KC Spartins
  56 -   25    News Team Assemble! def. Imma Shark My Duck Is Sick
  63 -   30    Teal With It def. Screaming Nazguls
255 -   99    I put the bomp in the bom p shoe bomp shoe bomp def. The Many Babbies of Weather & Kretch
  44 -   41    Top Gun Pilots def. Czech Yourself [Pee Wee Elite]
255 -   90    THE FRAPPE DUNGEON def. Junior RidgeRunners
255 -   66    Quebec Nordic Knights Jr def. Buffalo Nation
255 -   90    Winchester Waterboys def. Distinguished Amphibians of Wellington
255 - 133    EllisBell's Fan Club def. The Insane Asylum
  72 -   31    DC Pink def. Day Crew Terry Crews
  56 -   25    Day Crew CPU's def. DC CSBP's
  44 -   41    JazManXII Hearts Anal def. Manny's Legion of Dopeness
255 -   26    DC Owns U def. Pee Wee Rocket Passers
  37 -   34    B-MAL Ballers def. DC Knows YAFF

Any attempt to factor in the pre-season games crashes the script, so this script will take a few games to get up to speed on accuracy.

I was able to include the pre-season in this older script. The regular season game counts twice as much as any single pre-season game and this does include team talent...

Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.417 ........ The Insane Asylum
2 ........ 16 ........ 3 ........ 0.167 ........ Distinguished Amphibians of Wellington
3 ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.375 ........ Quebec Nordic Knights Jr
4 ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.500 ........ Roman Spartaci
5 ........ 5 ........ 8 ........ 0.250 ........ Buffalo Nation
6 ........ 4 ........ 11 ........ 0.250 ........ Day Crew CPU's
7 ........ 11 ........ 22 ........ 0.750 ........ KC Spartins
8 ........ 30 ........ 17 ........ 0.750 ........ Teal With It
9 ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.500 ........ Junior RidgeRunners
10 ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.563 ........ DC Owns U
11 ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ HIT SQUAD
12 ........ 17 ........ 18 ........ 0.500 ........ Screaming Nazguls
13 ........ 10 ........ 20 ........ 0.688 ........ Dayton Demons
14 ........ 31 ........ 28 ........ 0.500 ........ Pee Wee Rocket Passers
15 ........ 22 ........ 30 ........ 0.438 ........ News Team Assemble!
16 ........ 32 ........ 24 ........ 0.813 ........ I put the bomp in the bom p shoe bomp shoe bomp
17 ........ 27 ........ 23 ........ 0.438 ........ DC Pink
18 ........ 28 ........ 25 ........ 0.563 ........ THE FRAPPE DUNGEON
19 ........ 20 ........ 9 ........ 0.188 ........ Lesbians like it Doggystyle
20 ........ 12 ........ 19 ........ 0.500 ........ The Many Babbies of Weather & Kretch
21 ........ 18 ........ 31 ........ 0.688 ........ Imma Shark My Duck Is Sick
22 ........ 15 ........ 10 ........ 0.438 ........ DC Knows YAFF
23 ........ 24 ........ 15 ........ 0.563 ........ Winchester Waterboys
24 ........ 26 ........ 32 ........ 0.563 ........ EllisBell's Fan Club
25 ........ 21 ........ 12 ........ 0.438 ........ JazManXII Hearts Anal
26 ........ 29 ........ 26 ........ 0.625 ........ B-MAL Ballers
27 ........ 8 ........ 13 ........ 0.375 ........ Top Gun Pilots
28 ........ 23 ........ 16 ........ 0.438 ........ The Scottie Dawgs
29 ........ 25 ........ 21 ........ 0.500 ........ DC CSBP's
30 ........ 19 ........ 27 ........ 0.563 ........ Day Crew Terry Crews
31 ........ 13 ........ 29 ........ 0.438 ........ Czech Yourself [Pee Wee Elite]
32 ........ 14 ........ 14 ........ 0.500 ........ Manny's Legion of Dopeness

The problem with alot of these rankings are that they don't have Lesbians at the top.

The problem with these rankings is that they are retarded. CPU's to the top.

Hence the reason I said they are fubar and it would take a couple games before they become accurate.

News Team Assemble too low

Only if Top Gun is first place after a couple games.

BMAL too high

Originally posted by Gerr

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  37 -   34    B-MAL Ballers def. DC Knows YAFF

lol, anyone wanna place a wager on this one? I'll take YAFF and give 40 points.

HOW IS TOOL ACADEMY NOT EVEN ON THIS LIST?!

Originally posted by MontyX
HOW IS TOOL ACADEMY NOT EVEN ON THIS LIST?!

Teal With It man!!

No. 1 in the one ranking thread that counts