The first race is about to start. In lane 1, we have
http://www.countryliving.com/cm/countryliving/images/VM/honey-nut-cheerios-cereal-0909-de.jpg . In lane 2:
http://yoursweetmemories.net/images/prod/Plain-chocolate-bar.jpg . The course is 100m, which is considered to be a very long course for food items. They're at the starting line, and *gun fires* they're off!
The honey nut cheerios begin rolling merrily along, while the chocolate bar isn't moving. It appears to be melting a bit; could this be a strategic move?
Aha! The chocolate bar has melted itself into a chocolate ball and is now rolling significantly faster than the tiny cheerios. A clever strategy, the chocolate bar/ball has passed the honey nut cheerios, which appear to have stopped dead in their tracks. Why aren't the cheerios rolling?
Incredible! The honey nut cheerios have linked themselves together and stood up in the form of some sort of transformer cheerios robot! The crowd goes wild as the Cheerios robot begins running down the track, gaining rapidly on the rolling chocolate ball which is already approaching the finish line. This could be a photo finish!
The cheerios robot has almost caught up with the chocolate bar, which appeared to have rolled into the honey nut cheerios lane a second ago. Is that legal? The chocolate bar rolls back into its own lane, and the referee signals to continue the race. We're approaching the finish line and at this rate, the cheerios robot should take this race by a cheerio!
WHAT'S THIS?! The Cheerios robot has slipped on a puddle of melty chocolate left in its lane by the chocolate bar! The crowd cries "FOUL PLAY!" as the cheerios robot flips backward and collapses into a pile of cheerios, and the chocolate ball rolls across the finish line! Victory for Chocolate!!!