We all know you boring bastards are boring. Lets see how deep the boring lame ass stuff runs in your veins.
(note to the overly sensitive... it you can't take a freakin joke, step away from this thread and go watch iCarly. You probably think Miranda Cosgrove is hot anyway.)
Western Conference
Chicago Outfit - Syndicate Field
Built on the site of the famous Lexington Hotel, most people expect the place to haunted by the ghosts of mobsters. However, few people know before Capone made it his headquarters, the Lex was a well known homosexual brothel. All the ghosts wear pink.
New Town Paddlers - Canal Stadium
The only stadium in the league where you have to take a gondola ride (steered by unbathed Italian with a long stick) to get to your seats.
Bridgetown Rum Runners - Smuggler's Cove
Known in 37 territories as having stashed away some 150,000 barrels of cheap ass rot-gut rum, most people are searching for it just to throw in a match.
Texas A&M Aggies - Kyle Field
Feeling slighted by the real teams in their conference, they briefly flirted with a real conference because they thought they were the "hot girl" of the group. Then the Longhorns reminded them they're THEIR bitch and they still suck.
Catnip Paradise - Catnip Garden
What kinda fruity tree-hugging name is that? A freaking GARDEN?!?!?! Don't step on the Petunias and Pansies... they're actually expected to play in the game on Sunday.
Northland Pillagers - Palace of Pillage
Honestly, I've been making fun of this crappy stadium name for so many seasons now I'm out of insults for it. It sucks. Change it and give me some new equally terrible material to work with.
Quad City Quake - Aftershock Arena
The only shaking going on here is when the opponents show up and bang the skanky cheerleaders.
Athens Minotaurs - The Labyrinth
So complex is the maze to get to the field, sometimes their own players get lost. Most of them can be found bawling in one remote corner of the place or another.
Baltimore Fuggers - Liquor Hole & Stick it Inn Stadium
Are you kidding? I bet none of you have even seen the hole you're referencing... unless it was when you accidentally walked in on momma while she was taking a dump.
ZORIN Industries - ZORIN Stadium
Only an admin would have something so creative as slapping the team name in front of the word Stadium. Working as intended, eh?
Cardiff Baby Bluebirds - Baby Bluebirds Stadium
/facepalm. Seriously. You lose. Come back when you actually try.
Cincinnati Most Wanted - The "Justice Center"
Know why they had to add the quotation marks? Because the only true justice would be if we never had to look at their stupid stadium name again.
Fight Club Mayhem - Squatter Stadium
Fitting... because every one of their players has to sit down to take a piss.
Wellington Spitfires - The Big Spitty
What the hell ever. Hock a loogie on your seat if you want. Everyone else is busy spitting on the team.
Island Of Misfit Toys - The Toybox
Please... keep your "toys" to yourself. I don't need to see your lube and vibes. And why are they all covered in a brown film?
Adriatic Stinging Sea Wasps - Adriatic Sea Stadium
Sigh. I honestly didn't think I'd see this many actual stadium naming fails at the Pro level. Come on man... try harder.
Eastern Conference
Wild Thangs - Yo moma's bedroom
Named by another guy who hasn't been laid yet. Stop looking at MILF porn with your buddies and go out and try and actually meet some girls.
Detroit Muscle - Fist Meet Face
This name is so freaking gay. What are you implying? Do you realize in most of "those" circles, Fist Meet Face is a euphemism for spanking in your love-buddy's face?
Tennessee Predators - Tom Crawford Memorial Stadium
Tom's not dead... why are you memorializing him? Look... here's his address straight from google: Tom Crawford - (423) 305-0405 - 515 Appian Way, Chattanooga, TN - 37415-2206. Give him a call. He's pissed you used his name.
Las Vegas Lazy Lounge Lizards - Lazy Lizard Lounge
I see that lazy ass lizard is still in charge of giving out crappy stadium names. Probably a fruity little gecko.
Vancouver Vipers - The Snake Pit
If I made fun of this weak-assed, over-used stadium name, you'd probably call me an asp hole.. which would make me a... snake pit.
Bristol Bulldogs - The Boneyard
Tell that stupid little dog to stop shitting on the field while he's digging holes for his bones.
America's Fallen Heroes - Fallen Heroes Stadium
I'm all for honoring the dead, but why do it half-assed? Couldn't you come up with something even slightly more creative than just regurgitating part of the team name?
DIABLO DOTS - DIABLO DOTS HELL HOLE
No need to freakin shout, Avenger. We all know your stadium name sucks. Geez... give the caps lock key a rest.
SeaTown Jungle Juice - The Jungle
Look ma! More fail! At least they left the word Stadium off... so it's only slightly better fail.
Bay Area Bulls - OCZ Technology Field
Your flash drives suck, the memory you guys sell is shoddy and your PCI solutions are 10 years behind everyone else.
Philadelphia Outlawz - The Vet
Yeah yeah... homage to the Philly stadium of old. You know why they tore that dump down? Because it sucked just as much as the name. The Titanic was built better than that rat trap.
Portland Shadows - Foggy Field
I get it... shadows... fog... mist... oooooo! Spooky! Turn off that fog machine. You look like a 1980s hair band using that thing.
Great Lakes Wolfpack - McCargoe Cove
You know... West Chickenbone Lake woulda been a better name. But it doesn't really matter. Camping in Isle Royale National Park is about as peaceful as camping in downtown Detroit.
Toronto Casual Tokers - Three Reefers Stadium
What? No Bob Marley reference? No reference to 4:20? No reference to the unquenchable desire to eat a whole box of Twinkies while you giggle non-stop to old re-runs of Green Acres? Get a job, stoners.
North Dakota Bison - Miller Lite Stadium
You named your stadium after a shitty, watered-down domestic like Miller Lite? Lemme guess, you're probably Rusty Wallace fans too. Him and his gay little hair cut.
Geriatric Society - The Nursing Home
The only thing you get from the concessions here is warm apple juice and runny jell-o. And it always smells like someone just crapped their pants.
(note to the overly sensitive... it you can't take a freakin joke, step away from this thread and go watch iCarly. You probably think Miranda Cosgrove is hot anyway.)
Western Conference
Chicago Outfit - Syndicate Field
Built on the site of the famous Lexington Hotel, most people expect the place to haunted by the ghosts of mobsters. However, few people know before Capone made it his headquarters, the Lex was a well known homosexual brothel. All the ghosts wear pink.
New Town Paddlers - Canal Stadium
The only stadium in the league where you have to take a gondola ride (steered by unbathed Italian with a long stick) to get to your seats.
Bridgetown Rum Runners - Smuggler's Cove
Known in 37 territories as having stashed away some 150,000 barrels of cheap ass rot-gut rum, most people are searching for it just to throw in a match.
Texas A&M Aggies - Kyle Field
Feeling slighted by the real teams in their conference, they briefly flirted with a real conference because they thought they were the "hot girl" of the group. Then the Longhorns reminded them they're THEIR bitch and they still suck.
Catnip Paradise - Catnip Garden
What kinda fruity tree-hugging name is that? A freaking GARDEN?!?!?! Don't step on the Petunias and Pansies... they're actually expected to play in the game on Sunday.
Northland Pillagers - Palace of Pillage
Honestly, I've been making fun of this crappy stadium name for so many seasons now I'm out of insults for it. It sucks. Change it and give me some new equally terrible material to work with.
Quad City Quake - Aftershock Arena
The only shaking going on here is when the opponents show up and bang the skanky cheerleaders.
Athens Minotaurs - The Labyrinth
So complex is the maze to get to the field, sometimes their own players get lost. Most of them can be found bawling in one remote corner of the place or another.
Baltimore Fuggers - Liquor Hole & Stick it Inn Stadium
Are you kidding? I bet none of you have even seen the hole you're referencing... unless it was when you accidentally walked in on momma while she was taking a dump.
ZORIN Industries - ZORIN Stadium
Only an admin would have something so creative as slapping the team name in front of the word Stadium. Working as intended, eh?
Cardiff Baby Bluebirds - Baby Bluebirds Stadium
/facepalm. Seriously. You lose. Come back when you actually try.
Cincinnati Most Wanted - The "Justice Center"
Know why they had to add the quotation marks? Because the only true justice would be if we never had to look at their stupid stadium name again.
Fight Club Mayhem - Squatter Stadium
Fitting... because every one of their players has to sit down to take a piss.
Wellington Spitfires - The Big Spitty
What the hell ever. Hock a loogie on your seat if you want. Everyone else is busy spitting on the team.
Island Of Misfit Toys - The Toybox
Please... keep your "toys" to yourself. I don't need to see your lube and vibes. And why are they all covered in a brown film?
Adriatic Stinging Sea Wasps - Adriatic Sea Stadium
Sigh. I honestly didn't think I'd see this many actual stadium naming fails at the Pro level. Come on man... try harder.
Eastern Conference
Wild Thangs - Yo moma's bedroom
Named by another guy who hasn't been laid yet. Stop looking at MILF porn with your buddies and go out and try and actually meet some girls.
Detroit Muscle - Fist Meet Face
This name is so freaking gay. What are you implying? Do you realize in most of "those" circles, Fist Meet Face is a euphemism for spanking in your love-buddy's face?
Tennessee Predators - Tom Crawford Memorial Stadium
Tom's not dead... why are you memorializing him? Look... here's his address straight from google: Tom Crawford - (423) 305-0405 - 515 Appian Way, Chattanooga, TN - 37415-2206. Give him a call. He's pissed you used his name.
Las Vegas Lazy Lounge Lizards - Lazy Lizard Lounge
I see that lazy ass lizard is still in charge of giving out crappy stadium names. Probably a fruity little gecko.
Vancouver Vipers - The Snake Pit
If I made fun of this weak-assed, over-used stadium name, you'd probably call me an asp hole.. which would make me a... snake pit.
Bristol Bulldogs - The Boneyard
Tell that stupid little dog to stop shitting on the field while he's digging holes for his bones.
America's Fallen Heroes - Fallen Heroes Stadium
I'm all for honoring the dead, but why do it half-assed? Couldn't you come up with something even slightly more creative than just regurgitating part of the team name?
DIABLO DOTS - DIABLO DOTS HELL HOLE
No need to freakin shout, Avenger. We all know your stadium name sucks. Geez... give the caps lock key a rest.
SeaTown Jungle Juice - The Jungle
Look ma! More fail! At least they left the word Stadium off... so it's only slightly better fail.
Bay Area Bulls - OCZ Technology Field
Your flash drives suck, the memory you guys sell is shoddy and your PCI solutions are 10 years behind everyone else.
Philadelphia Outlawz - The Vet
Yeah yeah... homage to the Philly stadium of old. You know why they tore that dump down? Because it sucked just as much as the name. The Titanic was built better than that rat trap.
Portland Shadows - Foggy Field
I get it... shadows... fog... mist... oooooo! Spooky! Turn off that fog machine. You look like a 1980s hair band using that thing.
Great Lakes Wolfpack - McCargoe Cove
You know... West Chickenbone Lake woulda been a better name. But it doesn't really matter. Camping in Isle Royale National Park is about as peaceful as camping in downtown Detroit.
Toronto Casual Tokers - Three Reefers Stadium
What? No Bob Marley reference? No reference to 4:20? No reference to the unquenchable desire to eat a whole box of Twinkies while you giggle non-stop to old re-runs of Green Acres? Get a job, stoners.
North Dakota Bison - Miller Lite Stadium
You named your stadium after a shitty, watered-down domestic like Miller Lite? Lemme guess, you're probably Rusty Wallace fans too. Him and his gay little hair cut.
Geriatric Society - The Nursing Home
The only thing you get from the concessions here is warm apple juice and runny jell-o. And it always smells like someone just crapped their pants.
Edited by Snickerling on Jul 14, 2010 19:36:22
Edited by Snickerling on Jul 14, 2010 19:31:36
