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Apocalyptic Fury destroyed The London Death Monkeys 49-0 in a one sided slaughtering. The QBs Peyton Manning Jr and Delonte Lee passed at will and both scored, but it was behind the exceptional rushing of Rush Limball that the win was forged. Limball rushed for 195.5 yards and three TDs in his contribution to a 356 yard team rushing total.

In the depressing Death Monkey dressing room at least one player showed a sense of humour. Whilst answering questions starting QB Carter Hounslow tripped over his seeing eye dog, he turned to the press, smiled and said "I really am a spaz".

The Apocalyptic Fury could not be reached for comment at the time of writing but raucous laughter could be heard from the visitor's locker room.
 


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