>> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
>> program..
>>
>> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
>> a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
>
>> of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces
>> herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
>> reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
>>
>> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
>> huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..
>>
>> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
>> happens.
>>
>>
>> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
>> lost 10 lbs. as promised.
>>
>> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
>> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is
>> wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
>> that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
>>
>> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
>> excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the
>> next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in
>
>> better and better shape.
>>
>>
>>
>> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
>> discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to
>> go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
>program.
>>
>>
>>
>> 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone... 'This is our
>> most rigorous program.'
>>
>>
>>
>> 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
>>
>>
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
>> finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
>> running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,
>> you're mine.'
>>
>>
>>
>> He lost 63 pounds that week.
>> program..
>>
>> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
>> a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
>
>> of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces
>> herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
>> reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
>>
>> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
>> huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..
>>
>> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
>> happens.
>>
>>
>> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
>> lost 10 lbs. as promised.
>>
>> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
>> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is
>> wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
>> that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
>>
>> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
>> excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the
>> next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in
>
>> better and better shape.
>>
>>
>>
>> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
>> discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to
>> go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
>program.
>>
>>
>>
>> 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone... 'This is our
>> most rigorous program.'
>>
>>
>>
>> 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
>>
>>
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
>> finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
>> running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,
>> you're mine.'
>>
>>
>>
>> He lost 63 pounds that week.
