Warrior General Games

Reporter: Eric..Eric can we have a few words with you?

Eric: Sure can.

Reporter: How do you feel about your game today?

Eric: Well personally I think we did a real good job, we made some last minute changes but still think we didn't do a bad job.

Reporter: How did you feel about your performance?

Eric: 5 tackles, not bad for being on special teams and then working secondary. I always want to improve but will take time to do so.

Reporter: Won't keep you much longer, I know you have to get in the back. How do you feel about the Hounds this year?

Eric: Nothing has changed since the day they signed me, I love this team. The coaches the owners they all respect you, and the players are there for each other we share info together to improve ourselves.

Reporter: Well thank you Eric good game.

Eric: Thank you

Eric! Eric! You forget the rest!

Is it true that you sit at home alone pretending to be a famous athlete? Don't you find it at all creepy that you make up fake conversations? Whats to stop us reporters from believing that you do this with women, friends, and pets?

When is Eric going to address the allegations that he's sleeping with Michael Jackson and moonlights as an exotic dancer at the Blue Oyster Bar in San Francisco?

Dammit, I'm tired of all this fluff journalism...