I had another good showing in my game #7 picks, going 3-1, and running my season total to 21-7. In honor of my crappy season so far, the clips today are all about epic failures, except for one of them.
Game #1. New Jersey Jets (5-2) vs Frat Boys (4-3). Isn’t Jersey known as the garden state? Why? Is it because of all the people pushing up daisies? Umm, just watch this and be thankful that you are not this person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXlqUZuNlrQ They should be nicer to babies in India. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh78GzxWIck&feature=related I will predict that the Frat Boys will be drinking heavily the night after this game, cuz the Jets are going to win. Hey wait, don’t frat boys drink heavily every night?
Game #2. Corrupted Mayors (2-5) vs Martfu Raiders (5-2). Here is a very stupid person, who got what he deserved. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCG7HWdRtkQ&feature=related And here we have a Brewer Sausage race face plant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EptoA3VbMqA&feature=related Why is it funny when people hurt themselves? Are humans inherently cruel and uncaring bastards? A couple of years ago, Portland had a pretty bad ice storm, and people were stuck for a few days at home. I went to the Safeway near my house when the weather finally allowed, and there was still snow and ice everywhere. This old guy was stepping off the curb with two bags of groceries and stepped on a patch of ice. He went down faster than a fat girl on roller skates. His feet flew straight up in the air, landed on his ass, and back, smacked his head, groceries went flying everywhere. It may have been the funniest thing I have ever seen live. Of course, I thought he broke a hip, so I did not laugh. Anyway, I asked if he needed help getting up, and if he was okay, as I picked up his Kaopectate, and Metamucil. He scowled at me, got up, grabbed his old guy groceries and didn’t even thank me. I could tell he was in a lot of pain, but his pride took over. Oh, back to my pick, I will take the Raiders to impeach the Mayors.
Game #3. Laing Braves (4-3) vs Anchorage Eagles (3-4). I wonder how many former Dallas Cowboy players and coaches are enshrined in Canton? What team has the most HOF members? It really should be the Cowboys, cuz they are the coolest team ever. This is a HOF video, for pain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvwUMnO9zHo&feature=PlayList&p=446D60B7D3CC12E8&playnext_from=PL&playnext=2&index=36 And here is one of my personal favorites http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_d2emvhQiQ The sounds she makes on the ground kill me. And the kicker is the female reporter going yeeeouch!! I will take the Braves to scalp the Eagles. Do Eagles have scalps? I dunno, but if they did, the Braves will take them.
Game #4. Game of the Day!! 14 St Buc’s (6-1) vs Sandy Desert Reptiles(5-2). Call this game, the clash of the titans, an epic showdown of two top S6 teams. The team that scores the most points, will win this game. Defense wins championships. It’s time to put up, or shut up. Talk is cheap, leave it all on the field. Alright, I will try and stop the use of big game announcer guy things to say. How about more pain? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNGz5wwXTdA&feature=related I love that one. Here is a simple compilation of people who fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhImlbL20xQ For those of you expecting hot chicks in this post, I failed, sorry. http://www.break.com/index/the-hand-job-protest-song.html But there is this, and she is hot. For the game, I have gone back and forth on this one, and I finally went with the Buc’s to choke the chickens. Umm, I mean beat the Reptiles, who have a chicken as their avatar.
Jeremy.
Game #1. New Jersey Jets (5-2) vs Frat Boys (4-3). Isn’t Jersey known as the garden state? Why? Is it because of all the people pushing up daisies? Umm, just watch this and be thankful that you are not this person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXlqUZuNlrQ They should be nicer to babies in India. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh78GzxWIck&feature=related I will predict that the Frat Boys will be drinking heavily the night after this game, cuz the Jets are going to win. Hey wait, don’t frat boys drink heavily every night?
Game #2. Corrupted Mayors (2-5) vs Martfu Raiders (5-2). Here is a very stupid person, who got what he deserved. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCG7HWdRtkQ&feature=related And here we have a Brewer Sausage race face plant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EptoA3VbMqA&feature=related Why is it funny when people hurt themselves? Are humans inherently cruel and uncaring bastards? A couple of years ago, Portland had a pretty bad ice storm, and people were stuck for a few days at home. I went to the Safeway near my house when the weather finally allowed, and there was still snow and ice everywhere. This old guy was stepping off the curb with two bags of groceries and stepped on a patch of ice. He went down faster than a fat girl on roller skates. His feet flew straight up in the air, landed on his ass, and back, smacked his head, groceries went flying everywhere. It may have been the funniest thing I have ever seen live. Of course, I thought he broke a hip, so I did not laugh. Anyway, I asked if he needed help getting up, and if he was okay, as I picked up his Kaopectate, and Metamucil. He scowled at me, got up, grabbed his old guy groceries and didn’t even thank me. I could tell he was in a lot of pain, but his pride took over. Oh, back to my pick, I will take the Raiders to impeach the Mayors.
Game #3. Laing Braves (4-3) vs Anchorage Eagles (3-4). I wonder how many former Dallas Cowboy players and coaches are enshrined in Canton? What team has the most HOF members? It really should be the Cowboys, cuz they are the coolest team ever. This is a HOF video, for pain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvwUMnO9zHo&feature=PlayList&p=446D60B7D3CC12E8&playnext_from=PL&playnext=2&index=36 And here is one of my personal favorites http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_d2emvhQiQ The sounds she makes on the ground kill me. And the kicker is the female reporter going yeeeouch!! I will take the Braves to scalp the Eagles. Do Eagles have scalps? I dunno, but if they did, the Braves will take them.
Game #4. Game of the Day!! 14 St Buc’s (6-1) vs Sandy Desert Reptiles(5-2). Call this game, the clash of the titans, an epic showdown of two top S6 teams. The team that scores the most points, will win this game. Defense wins championships. It’s time to put up, or shut up. Talk is cheap, leave it all on the field. Alright, I will try and stop the use of big game announcer guy things to say. How about more pain? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNGz5wwXTdA&feature=related I love that one. Here is a simple compilation of people who fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhImlbL20xQ For those of you expecting hot chicks in this post, I failed, sorry. http://www.break.com/index/the-hand-job-protest-song.html But there is this, and she is hot. For the game, I have gone back and forth on this one, and I finally went with the Buc’s to choke the chickens. Umm, I mean beat the Reptiles, who have a chicken as their avatar.
Jeremy.
