So I went 3-1 in my game #5 picks. I am now 14-6 on the season, which is pretty damn good if I do say so myself. Did anyone see Tina Fey on SNL recently? She is kind of hot all of a sudden. She used to be kind of nerdy and funny, but as she has gotten a bit older and wiser, she has loosened up a bit, and has embraced her femininity. Seriously, I think I would let her do me now. My wife and I went to see Clash of the Titans last night, the special effects were outstanding. The movie seemed rushed however, the story really never got developed and then it was over.
Game #1. KC Chaos (4-1) vs Kiel Baltic Hurricanes (4-1). Damn good game, but not the game of the day, sorry guys. The Hurricanes have a “Hole Opener” on their team, which could be taken the wrong way. And, they have a player named “Mwaipopo” which is pronounced “Mypoopoo”. Please make sure these two players never combine forces, okay? As for the Chaos, they had a nice win last game, and here they are, back in the prediction log. Silver 6 is so much better this season, new teams have proven they can win, and returning teams are learning what it takes to win, and becoming more and more of a threat. As for chaos, here is an interesting theory… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiUPXPBvNU4&feature=related Ummm, I learned that monkeys are cool, and fling poo. Oh wait, I knew that already. As for the game, I will take the Chaos to fling poo at the Hurricanes. Aren’t monkeys cool? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QT-pUVNmls&feature=related
Game #2. NJ Jets (3-2) vs Corrupted Mayors (2-3). The Jets have “Jo Mamma” on their team. Jo Mamma must have a pimpdaddy. This may be my new favorite website. http://pimpdaddy.com/ You have to click on the” yo mama snaps” option. They have yo mamma jokes up the hoohoo!! Wow. I could spend hours on this site. As for the Mayors, they have a Wunderlick on their team. http://espn.go.com/page2/s/closer/020228test.html How many did you get right?? Be honest. I got an unlucky number right out of the 15. As for the game, I will take the Mayors to be grounded by the Jets.
Game #3. Broadneck Bruins (4-1) vs Iowa Farmers (4-1). I was told recently to never underestimate the hotness of midwest women. I won’t. I remember Hee Haw, the TV show, and there were some smoking hot women on that show. You know what is weird? Google it, it is almost impossible to find pictures of the Hee Haw Honeys. Too bad, maybe the technology was too complicated to use for the Hee Haw crowd? As for the Bruins, and their Broadnecks, I hope not all Broadneck women need XXL http://rlv.zcache.com/broadneck_bruins_high_annapolis_maryland_tshirt-p235674390854068999ybhj_400.jpg I will take the Farmers to cultivate a win in this game.
Game #4. Game of the day, and a damn good one at that!! Dublin Dragons (5-0) vs Tasmania Koalas (5-0). I looked up Tasmania, and here is what I learned. I checked out this website about the city of Burnie, Tasmania, http://www.burnie.net/html/981_2101.htm Under “Natural Attractions” check out the picture of the platypus. I don’t see any pictures of Koalas in this visitor guide. Maybe the Koalas should change their name? What is the plural of platypus? Is it platymapus? Platypus? – like fish is the plural of fish? Hmmm, let me think. What else could it be? Could the plural be platymapussies? Come on, that is funny stuff right there!! As for Dublin, the gumby’s on crack are going to have to prove that they are the dominant team in the East. This game should decide the #1 seed come playoff time. This really has nothing to do with gumby, but sweet niblets, it is funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm8COHD_-gE As for the game, I will take the Dragons to burn the cuddly Koalas.
J is out.
Game #1. KC Chaos (4-1) vs Kiel Baltic Hurricanes (4-1). Damn good game, but not the game of the day, sorry guys. The Hurricanes have a “Hole Opener” on their team, which could be taken the wrong way. And, they have a player named “Mwaipopo” which is pronounced “Mypoopoo”. Please make sure these two players never combine forces, okay? As for the Chaos, they had a nice win last game, and here they are, back in the prediction log. Silver 6 is so much better this season, new teams have proven they can win, and returning teams are learning what it takes to win, and becoming more and more of a threat. As for chaos, here is an interesting theory… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiUPXPBvNU4&feature=related Ummm, I learned that monkeys are cool, and fling poo. Oh wait, I knew that already. As for the game, I will take the Chaos to fling poo at the Hurricanes. Aren’t monkeys cool? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QT-pUVNmls&feature=related
Game #2. NJ Jets (3-2) vs Corrupted Mayors (2-3). The Jets have “Jo Mamma” on their team. Jo Mamma must have a pimpdaddy. This may be my new favorite website. http://pimpdaddy.com/ You have to click on the” yo mama snaps” option. They have yo mamma jokes up the hoohoo!! Wow. I could spend hours on this site. As for the Mayors, they have a Wunderlick on their team. http://espn.go.com/page2/s/closer/020228test.html How many did you get right?? Be honest. I got an unlucky number right out of the 15. As for the game, I will take the Mayors to be grounded by the Jets.
Game #3. Broadneck Bruins (4-1) vs Iowa Farmers (4-1). I was told recently to never underestimate the hotness of midwest women. I won’t. I remember Hee Haw, the TV show, and there were some smoking hot women on that show. You know what is weird? Google it, it is almost impossible to find pictures of the Hee Haw Honeys. Too bad, maybe the technology was too complicated to use for the Hee Haw crowd? As for the Bruins, and their Broadnecks, I hope not all Broadneck women need XXL http://rlv.zcache.com/broadneck_bruins_high_annapolis_maryland_tshirt-p235674390854068999ybhj_400.jpg I will take the Farmers to cultivate a win in this game.
Game #4. Game of the day, and a damn good one at that!! Dublin Dragons (5-0) vs Tasmania Koalas (5-0). I looked up Tasmania, and here is what I learned. I checked out this website about the city of Burnie, Tasmania, http://www.burnie.net/html/981_2101.htm Under “Natural Attractions” check out the picture of the platypus. I don’t see any pictures of Koalas in this visitor guide. Maybe the Koalas should change their name? What is the plural of platypus? Is it platymapus? Platypus? – like fish is the plural of fish? Hmmm, let me think. What else could it be? Could the plural be platymapussies? Come on, that is funny stuff right there!! As for Dublin, the gumby’s on crack are going to have to prove that they are the dominant team in the East. This game should decide the #1 seed come playoff time. This really has nothing to do with gumby, but sweet niblets, it is funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm8COHD_-gE As for the game, I will take the Dragons to burn the cuddly Koalas.
J is out.
