Alrighty then, my undefeated streak is officially over. I went 2-2 in my week 4 picks, running my season total to 11-5 overall. From here on out, I will have a game of the day, it will be listed last, and in my humble opinion, is the best game of the bunch. Anyhoo, I work as a chemical engineer in a plating facility. We came in this morning and had a plating tank that was missing 140 gallons of solution. It is a 320 gallon tank, and about half was gone. Where did it go? After talking to both the day and swing shift, nobody knew nothing. Really? 140 gallons of hazardous chemistry gone? Poof! This is called covering your ass, and it pisses me off. So, I will try and cheer myself up a bit by using my favorite things in this week’s picks. Yup, football and boobs coming right at ya!!
Game #1. Devil’s Advocates (3-1) vs L’ville Lobos (2-2). This is a match-up of biblical proportions, based on some of the player’s names. We have “Jewwbacca” playing for the Devils, and “Moses of the Bible” playing for the Lobos. Here is one of Jewwbaccas buddies http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/yodapalin.jpg As for Moses, here is another hot bible loving woman http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/popwrap/200807/Images/200807_marie-osmond-dancing-diet.jpg I hate to admit this, but Marie Osmond is hot. You know I am right. As for the game, I will take the Advocate’s over the Lobos.
Game #2. Fraternal Order blablabla (3-1) vs KC Chaos (3-1). This was almost my game of the day. Instead we have to look at players on each team. The Frat boys have a “penis man” on the team. Is this a guy who really likes penis? What is the plural of penis? Is it penises? Or peni? Or penis? Or maybe pengai? I don’t know, but here is the avatar blown up http://campblood.org/Features/hell05penis.jpg I am guessing some crack was involved when this guy was in the womb. The Chaos have a Barry Dingle on their team. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3652639975_b5391c7123_m.jpg This problem can be solved by using flushable wipes. Trust me, they are better than sliced bread. As for the game, I like the Chaos to pull a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coup_d'%C3%A9tat on the Order.
Game #3. Anchorage Eagles (2-2) vs Pensacola Pinfish (3-1). I give you this from Alaska: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kz9R1doDX4Y/SM1y4EU28eI/AAAAAAAAAhw/_xTx4h2YbAQ/s400/sarahpalinblack.jpg But seriously, her daughter has a nice rack. And from Pensacola: http://unemploymentality.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/meghan_pensacola_web-300x235.jpg Hmm, tough choice. I will go with the prickly fish to stick it to the eagles.
Game #4. Game of the day. Tasmanian Koalas (4-0) vs Da Brudderhood (3-1). I am liking the player names of the Brudderhoods over the Koalas, big time. Especially, the “Hole Stuffer”, that is what my wife called me the other night. I googled “Tasmanian women” and here is what I found… yup, that would be 0.00 hot chicks. Here is a hot zeeba woman: http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6403/000oliviaportadasg6.jpg By default alone, the Bruddas win this match-up.
J is out.
Game #1. Devil’s Advocates (3-1) vs L’ville Lobos (2-2). This is a match-up of biblical proportions, based on some of the player’s names. We have “Jewwbacca” playing for the Devils, and “Moses of the Bible” playing for the Lobos. Here is one of Jewwbaccas buddies http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/yodapalin.jpg As for Moses, here is another hot bible loving woman http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/popwrap/200807/Images/200807_marie-osmond-dancing-diet.jpg I hate to admit this, but Marie Osmond is hot. You know I am right. As for the game, I will take the Advocate’s over the Lobos.
Game #2. Fraternal Order blablabla (3-1) vs KC Chaos (3-1). This was almost my game of the day. Instead we have to look at players on each team. The Frat boys have a “penis man” on the team. Is this a guy who really likes penis? What is the plural of penis? Is it penises? Or peni? Or penis? Or maybe pengai? I don’t know, but here is the avatar blown up http://campblood.org/Features/hell05penis.jpg I am guessing some crack was involved when this guy was in the womb. The Chaos have a Barry Dingle on their team. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3652639975_b5391c7123_m.jpg This problem can be solved by using flushable wipes. Trust me, they are better than sliced bread. As for the game, I like the Chaos to pull a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coup_d'%C3%A9tat on the Order.
Game #3. Anchorage Eagles (2-2) vs Pensacola Pinfish (3-1). I give you this from Alaska: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kz9R1doDX4Y/SM1y4EU28eI/AAAAAAAAAhw/_xTx4h2YbAQ/s400/sarahpalinblack.jpg But seriously, her daughter has a nice rack. And from Pensacola: http://unemploymentality.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/meghan_pensacola_web-300x235.jpg Hmm, tough choice. I will go with the prickly fish to stick it to the eagles.
Game #4. Game of the day. Tasmanian Koalas (4-0) vs Da Brudderhood (3-1). I am liking the player names of the Brudderhoods over the Koalas, big time. Especially, the “Hole Stuffer”, that is what my wife called me the other night. I googled “Tasmanian women” and here is what I found… yup, that would be 0.00 hot chicks. Here is a hot zeeba woman: http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6403/000oliviaportadasg6.jpg By default alone, the Bruddas win this match-up.
J is out.
