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A Battle Gibbon field goal was the only score in this 3-0 snoozefest. The vastly superior Cows were shocked by the great team defense that London played, pressuring the QB and never letting them get in stride. Death Monkey WR Donte Inferno said "Last week I was too ashamed to tell my mom what I did for a living. If we keep winning I just might tell her that I'm not really a man-whore."

London GM Opus Pie said "This is just a blip. We suck, you watch us for the rest of the season, you'll see."
 


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