Ok, I went 1-3 in my game 1 picks. Holy Tiger Woods’ mistresses, I am not getting paid either. I must work harder, meditate, and get back to my core values, or convert to bootyism http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ybkTwuPJ0 . Or, I could drink more beer, and see what happens. I picked four returning S6 teams, and three of them lost, hell, my team lost as well. Are you guys saving your skill points or something?? The old rope a dope?
Game #1. Martfu (with some weird thing over the u) “Young” Raiders vs New Jersey Jets. The Raiders won’t be a viable NFL team until Skeletor dies, or sells the team, or gets a brain transplant. http://arrowheadaddict.com/2010/03/19/aa-poll-pick-the-best-al-davis-doppelganger/ Dude, Jamarcus may go down as the worst #1 overall pick ever, how is that for commitment to excrement? As for the NJ Jets, I have to pick against ya in this game, simply due to the fact you have this guy on your team… http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez Ummm, ewwww.
Game #2. Corleone Hitmen vs Cambodia Peewees. Here we are in game 2 of the season, and we have a big-time rivalry match-up. Last season, these two teams went at it, with the Peewees winning the regular season match-up, and the Hitmen exacting revenge by winning the playoff match-up. I do not think this game will be taken lightly by either team. Since I went 1-3 in my game #1 picks, maybe my nickname should be Fredo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYabrQrXt4A … I’m shmart!! As for Cambodia, not a great history. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_Pot ~2 million people died cuz of him. I had a guy at my last job from Cambodia, and he fled the country in the 70s to save his family. Sometimes my posts are edumacational, and not just whimsical musings… http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Edumacation.jpg I like the Hitmen in this one.
Game #3. Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata vs Anchorage Eagles. Can I just say that the shutupwomangetonmyhorse song may be the most addicting song ever? Holy crap, I thought my wife was going to smack me one night when I put it on, I got the look. If you don’t know the look, nevermind. Thanx mickers. The good thing is I managed to annoy the hell out of a few of my co-workers due to it, thanx Mickers!! Back to this game, we kind of have a contrast in styles here, the Eagles come across as serious and stoic, and the Zeebas, well, they are free rolling and comical. Who do I choose? How do I choose? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EkBuKQEkio I will go with the Eagles, INCONCEIVABLE!!
Game #4. Dublin Dragons vs MMM. Here is an interesting match-up, two of the top teams in S6. MMM has been to the Eastern conference finals the last 2 seasons in a row, and the Dragons won S6 2 seasons ago. Plus, the owner of MMM is a GM for the Dragons, and is the agent for the Dragon’s punter. The plot thickens; if MMM really wants to win, he could just have his punter throw the game. Or not, punters are as useless in GLB as they are in the NFL; at least kickers score points… http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4fd54d7db2/the-best-karate-kid-parody-from-nicshake?rel=auto_related&rel_pos=1 I like the Dragons to punch the MMM’s in the nutz, and win this game, sorry knope, but MMM falls to 0-2; but it would not surprise me if the MMM’s finish 14-2 in the regular season. From here on out, the team from Dublin will be known as the DD's. In honor of the DDs, a great song...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/19f3fb2cd9/titty-song-from-jonathan-fin
Oooolala, my wife is looking hot, and giving me the “other” look, gotta go, Jeremy out.
Game #1. Martfu (with some weird thing over the u) “Young” Raiders vs New Jersey Jets. The Raiders won’t be a viable NFL team until Skeletor dies, or sells the team, or gets a brain transplant. http://arrowheadaddict.com/2010/03/19/aa-poll-pick-the-best-al-davis-doppelganger/ Dude, Jamarcus may go down as the worst #1 overall pick ever, how is that for commitment to excrement? As for the NJ Jets, I have to pick against ya in this game, simply due to the fact you have this guy on your team… http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez Ummm, ewwww.
Game #2. Corleone Hitmen vs Cambodia Peewees. Here we are in game 2 of the season, and we have a big-time rivalry match-up. Last season, these two teams went at it, with the Peewees winning the regular season match-up, and the Hitmen exacting revenge by winning the playoff match-up. I do not think this game will be taken lightly by either team. Since I went 1-3 in my game #1 picks, maybe my nickname should be Fredo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYabrQrXt4A … I’m shmart!! As for Cambodia, not a great history. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_Pot ~2 million people died cuz of him. I had a guy at my last job from Cambodia, and he fled the country in the 70s to save his family. Sometimes my posts are edumacational, and not just whimsical musings… http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Edumacation.jpg I like the Hitmen in this one.
Game #3. Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata vs Anchorage Eagles. Can I just say that the shutupwomangetonmyhorse song may be the most addicting song ever? Holy crap, I thought my wife was going to smack me one night when I put it on, I got the look. If you don’t know the look, nevermind. Thanx mickers. The good thing is I managed to annoy the hell out of a few of my co-workers due to it, thanx Mickers!! Back to this game, we kind of have a contrast in styles here, the Eagles come across as serious and stoic, and the Zeebas, well, they are free rolling and comical. Who do I choose? How do I choose? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EkBuKQEkio I will go with the Eagles, INCONCEIVABLE!!
Game #4. Dublin Dragons vs MMM. Here is an interesting match-up, two of the top teams in S6. MMM has been to the Eastern conference finals the last 2 seasons in a row, and the Dragons won S6 2 seasons ago. Plus, the owner of MMM is a GM for the Dragons, and is the agent for the Dragon’s punter. The plot thickens; if MMM really wants to win, he could just have his punter throw the game. Or not, punters are as useless in GLB as they are in the NFL; at least kickers score points… http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4fd54d7db2/the-best-karate-kid-parody-from-nicshake?rel=auto_related&rel_pos=1 I like the Dragons to punch the MMM’s in the nutz, and win this game, sorry knope, but MMM falls to 0-2; but it would not surprise me if the MMM’s finish 14-2 in the regular season. From here on out, the team from Dublin will be known as the DD's. In honor of the DDs, a great song...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/19f3fb2cd9/titty-song-from-jonathan-fin
Oooolala, my wife is looking hot, and giving me the “other” look, gotta go, Jeremy out.
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