They really don't make a lot of sense, yet.
Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 3 ........ 12 ........ 0.688 ........ Atlanta Aces
2 ........ 13 ........ 5 ........ 0.313 ........ Little Ohio State PeeWees
3 ........ 15 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ Utah Stormin' Mormons
4 ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.438 ........ Haines City Cherrypoppers
5 ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Deep South Baby Makers
6 ........ 19 ........ 8 ........ 0.375 ........ The Ninja Squirrels
7 ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.333 ........ Fighting Gamecocks
8 ........ 23 ........ 15 ........ 0.688 ........ 101ST Airborne
9 ........ 6 ........ 10 ........ 0.188 ........ Mexican Incas Followers
10 ........ 9 ........ 11 ........ 0.313 ........ American Freedom Pee Wees
11 ........ 32 ........ 22 ........ 0.313 ........ Panama CZ Brats
12 ........ 25 ........ 14 ........ 0.563 ........ Boston Minutemen
13 ........ 20 ........ 28 ........ 0.375 ........ Little Peddlers
14 ........ 11 ........ 9 ........ 0.313 ........ Buffalo Renegades
15 ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.688 ........ Georgia Dawgs
16 ........ 26 ........ 31 ........ 0.750 ........ Warszawa Spartans
17 ........ 22 ........ 25 ........ 0.688 ........ New Jersey Skyhawks
18 ........ 12 ........ 20 ........ 0.813 ........ Honolulu Warriors
19 ........ 14 ........ 7 ........ 0.188 ........ Mike Vick's Mistreated Puppies
20 ........ 24 ........ 17 ........ 0.688 ........ Dayton Pee Wee Tigers
21 ........ 5 ........ 16 ........ 0.563 ........ Hamburg Distortion Rookies
22 ........ 30 ........ 21 ........ 0.375 ........ Key West Barracudas
23 ........ 27 ........ 19 ........ 0.688 ........ New Orleans Nightmare
24 ........ 16 ........ 13 ........ 0.688 ........ Bethesda Venom
25 ........ 4 ........ 18 ........ 0.500 ........ Colorado Mutants
26 ........ 17 ........ 24 ........ 0.313 ........ Moscow Madness
27 ........ 10 ........ 32 ........ 0.500 ........ Tennessee Mud Thrashers
28 ........ 31 ........ 27 ........ 0.563 ........ Chicago Knights
29 ........ 21 ........ 29 ........ 0.500 ........ Channel Four News Team Smelly Pirate Hookers
30 ........ 28 ........ 23 ........ 0.375 ........ The Untouchables
31 ........ 29 ........ 30 ........ 0.438 ........ Sahara ShadowChasers v.2
32 ........ 18 ........ 26 ........ 0.438 ........ San Francisco Valkyrie
Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 3 ........ 12 ........ 0.688 ........ Atlanta Aces
2 ........ 13 ........ 5 ........ 0.313 ........ Little Ohio State PeeWees
3 ........ 15 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ Utah Stormin' Mormons
4 ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.438 ........ Haines City Cherrypoppers
5 ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Deep South Baby Makers
6 ........ 19 ........ 8 ........ 0.375 ........ The Ninja Squirrels
7 ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.333 ........ Fighting Gamecocks
8 ........ 23 ........ 15 ........ 0.688 ........ 101ST Airborne
9 ........ 6 ........ 10 ........ 0.188 ........ Mexican Incas Followers
10 ........ 9 ........ 11 ........ 0.313 ........ American Freedom Pee Wees
11 ........ 32 ........ 22 ........ 0.313 ........ Panama CZ Brats
12 ........ 25 ........ 14 ........ 0.563 ........ Boston Minutemen
13 ........ 20 ........ 28 ........ 0.375 ........ Little Peddlers
14 ........ 11 ........ 9 ........ 0.313 ........ Buffalo Renegades
15 ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.688 ........ Georgia Dawgs
16 ........ 26 ........ 31 ........ 0.750 ........ Warszawa Spartans
17 ........ 22 ........ 25 ........ 0.688 ........ New Jersey Skyhawks
18 ........ 12 ........ 20 ........ 0.813 ........ Honolulu Warriors
19 ........ 14 ........ 7 ........ 0.188 ........ Mike Vick's Mistreated Puppies
20 ........ 24 ........ 17 ........ 0.688 ........ Dayton Pee Wee Tigers
21 ........ 5 ........ 16 ........ 0.563 ........ Hamburg Distortion Rookies
22 ........ 30 ........ 21 ........ 0.375 ........ Key West Barracudas
23 ........ 27 ........ 19 ........ 0.688 ........ New Orleans Nightmare
24 ........ 16 ........ 13 ........ 0.688 ........ Bethesda Venom
25 ........ 4 ........ 18 ........ 0.500 ........ Colorado Mutants
26 ........ 17 ........ 24 ........ 0.313 ........ Moscow Madness
27 ........ 10 ........ 32 ........ 0.500 ........ Tennessee Mud Thrashers
28 ........ 31 ........ 27 ........ 0.563 ........ Chicago Knights
29 ........ 21 ........ 29 ........ 0.500 ........ Channel Four News Team Smelly Pirate Hookers
30 ........ 28 ........ 23 ........ 0.375 ........ The Untouchables
31 ........ 29 ........ 30 ........ 0.438 ........ Sahara ShadowChasers v.2
32 ........ 18 ........ 26 ........ 0.438 ........ San Francisco Valkyrie