Warrior General Games

Hey fellas

So season 10 will be the 3rd season I do this... but I am offering my assistance as a Build Advice GM, a little position I made up for myself to help guys learn the basics or the advanced strategies behind building from Pee Wee to Casual to capped to uncapped leagues. I currently GM for about 60 teams and for the great majority of them, I help players with their builds. Admittedly, most of my work is done during the offseason and preseason since that's when guys boost but it's a full season job regardless.

Truthfully, what I will suggest will be more or less common knowledge in comparison to most longtime, serious GLB vets such as myself. In my opinion though, it can never hurt to have another set of eyes on builds and another opinion.

I do have some guidelines though, I will not help you if you do not yet have a team. Also, there cannot be any CPU players on your team. Any serious team has a full roster. I will not put together a brand new slow build plan for your new slow build team. I will not PM every single player on your team and tell him how to build nor will I create some obnoxiously long thread in your team forum where I instruct every single person on your team what to do. We all know some players are looking for advice, some aren't so all advice will be given out as players ask for it.

In addition for the owner, if you have any questions about the game in general, whether it be ticket prices or stadium construction strategy or recruiting tips, I'll help you with that if you need to. Not a problem. I won't run your team for you though, that's for sure.

If interested, just send me a PM or post here.

bump for today

bump for the best

He comes in helps for a day with bad advice then whines and leaves.

ya Just wanna tell a lil short story....

Im not sure if you guys ever seen hookers.... you know street walkers. Well if you have or havent, these are woman who patrol the streets looking for "john's" to have sexual relations with for cash. Now these girls (sometimes men) arent what you call High Class Escort. They are cheap, normally dirty and may have an unpleasant odor. The clothes they wear are normally minimal or at the very least, super easy to get off and on since they pride themselves on fast and easy service.

Now you may ask, Whatsdafus, what does this have to do with this thread....

And i will say, well junior, thats a very good question. see street walkers normally bang out 40, 50, 100 guys a night at very cheap prices. Now that amount of men they go thru adds up for them to score some type of prize (cash) which they take to and turn it into something they get pleasure out of (drugs).

Bigcali/california is like a dirty whorish streetwalker... i mean 63 teams that he is a "GM" for... well you figure out the rest.

Answer key*
bigcali = streetwalker
John's = owners of these teams
Prize = Trophies
Drugs = Bigcali jizzing all over a forum post like this about how great (scrub) he is with GLB.

Hey fellas, Is 60+ GMships and only 15 trophies a good ratio?

may 27th - someone on my team posts a thread in the team forum "need help with build advice"
may 30th - i read it, as i check in at least once every few days. i'm not the most active guy ever. i give him some advice
june 1st - i read this post. and i'm like, "hey, he's a GM on my team!"
june 1st - i post here, telling you this dude doesn't really do anything

Originally posted by Tommy Knuckles
may 27th - someone on my team posts a thread in the team forum "need help with build advice"
may 30th - i read it, as i check in at least once every few days. i'm not the most active guy ever. i give him some advice
june 1st - i read this post. and i'm like, "hey, he's a GM on my team!"
june 1st - i post here, telling you this dude doesn't really do anything

rofl.

Bottom line is bigcali sucks.

Originally posted by Tommy Knuckles
may 27th - someone on my team posts a thread in the team forum "need help with build advice"
may 30th - i read it, as i check in at least once every few days. i'm not the most active guy ever. i give him some advice
june 1st - i read this post. and i'm like, "hey, he's a GM on my team!"
june 1st - i post here, telling you this dude doesn't really do anything

post that he is being called out on his own post in your forums and lets see how long it takes him to react....

Originally posted by California
Hey fellas

So season 10 will be the 3rd season I do this... but I am offering my assistance as a Build Advice GM, a little position I made up for myself to help guys learn the basics or the advanced strategies behind building from Pee Wee to Casual to capped to uncapped leagues. I currently GM for about 60 teams and for the great majority of them, I help players with their builds. Admittedly, most of my work is done during the offseason and preseason since that's when guys boost but it's a full season job regardless.

Truthfully, what I will suggest will be more or less common knowledge in comparison to most longtime, serious GLB vets such as myself. In my opinion though, it can never hurt to have another set of eyes on builds and another opinion.

I do have some guidelines though, I will not help you if you do not yet have a team. Also, there cannot be any CPU players on your team. Any serious team has a full roster. I will not put together a brand new slow build plan for your new slow build team. I will not PM every single player on your team and tell him how to build nor will I create some obnoxiously long thread in your team forum where I instruct every single person on your team what to do. We all know some players are looking for advice, some aren't so all advice will be given out as players ask for it.

In addition for the owner, if you have any questions about the game in general, whether it be ticket prices or stadium construction strategy or recruiting tips, I'll help you with that if you need to. Not a problem. I won't run your team for you though, that's for sure.

If interested, just send me a PM or post here.

quoting for... LOLfuture