I would like to call this press conference to announce that the punter for the RUF is hereby renouncing her position as the punter of the team to focus on a more stat driven body of work.
After today's glorious performance against a gutted team, Harper has decided to move on to bigger and better things.
"It felt good to actually make a difference in the game, rather than just punting" - said Harper in an earlier press conference. RUF will be accommodating her request against every gutted team we face, and hope that the practice will pay off for her future as a Reggie Bush clone.
Stat line - 5 receptions, 0 yards, 5 fumbles - but only 3 of them were lost!
After today's glorious performance against a gutted team, Harper has decided to move on to bigger and better things.
"It felt good to actually make a difference in the game, rather than just punting" - said Harper in an earlier press conference. RUF will be accommodating her request against every gutted team we face, and hope that the practice will pay off for her future as a Reggie Bush clone.
Stat line - 5 receptions, 0 yards, 5 fumbles - but only 3 of them were lost!