Western Conference
1. Carolina Guard: Demolished the Stingrays, and have clearly established themselves as the strong favorites in the West.
2. PeeWee Villainous Heroes: Barely beat a mediocre Iron Men team, but moves up to the #2 spot just because they are undefeated.
3. Phoenix Blaze: Demolished the Mini Rats, and are on the move up.
4. San Diego Stingrays: Lost badly, but so has everyone else who has played the Guard.
5. Iron Men Of The South: Played the Heroes very well, but came up short in the end.
6. Tokyo Ichiban: Got back on track with an impressive win over the Guppies.
7. New York Nightmare: A very good comeback win over Channel 4 News.
8. Channel Four News Team Smelly Pirate Hookers: Lost to the Nightmare, in a game they could have won. They had the lead going into the 2nd half, but fell apart there.
9.Olympia Demigods: A win over the Heroes next week would considerably boost them up.
10.San Antonio Punishers: Another hard game, but kept it close against a solid San Diego team that may have been overlooking them.
11. Washington Renegades: Much better win. Their game next week against the Guppies should be good.
12. Margaritaville Guppies: Lost big against a falling team, and haven't played competitively at all lately. They are falling, and falling fast. Need a win next week.
13. Steve McWhorters Nevis Sporting Ants of Nevis: Lost a winnable game, and may be out of chances.
14. Mini Rats: Blown out by a solid Phoenix team.
15. Los Angeles Speedsters: They need to work on their tactics, in particular their defense.
16. Levy Retards: Computer
Eastern Conference
1. Indianapolis Gasser's: Beat up on a CPU team, although perhaps as not as much as they should have.
2. Chicopee Raiders: Played very well against a floundering Fairfield team.
3. South Central Muddogs: Easy victory.
4. PeeWee 69'ers: Easy victory.
5. U.S. Marshal's: Did not play well against a weak
6. Midland Midgets: Big win, as expected.
7. Gilbert Yellow Jackets: Solid win over a closely matched team.
8. Megalodon Pups: Kept it close again, but their gauntlet of a schedule doesn't give them any breaks.
9. Cincinnati Winged Devils: A loss to the Yellow Jackets isn't what they needed for their playoff hopes.
10.THE RACE TRACK POCKET JOCKEYS: Big big win.
11. Fairfield Falcons: Have fallen off the map after a 4-1 start.
12. Warwick Wonderkids: Ouch
13. Amish Army: Worse ouch, as their opponent shouldn't have won by as much as they did.
14. Hartford Helmcrackers: Meh
15. Tecmo Super Bowlers: Meh
16. Notre Dame Fight Irish : CPU
1. Carolina Guard: Demolished the Stingrays, and have clearly established themselves as the strong favorites in the West.
2. PeeWee Villainous Heroes: Barely beat a mediocre Iron Men team, but moves up to the #2 spot just because they are undefeated.
3. Phoenix Blaze: Demolished the Mini Rats, and are on the move up.
4. San Diego Stingrays: Lost badly, but so has everyone else who has played the Guard.
5. Iron Men Of The South: Played the Heroes very well, but came up short in the end.
6. Tokyo Ichiban: Got back on track with an impressive win over the Guppies.
7. New York Nightmare: A very good comeback win over Channel 4 News.
8. Channel Four News Team Smelly Pirate Hookers: Lost to the Nightmare, in a game they could have won. They had the lead going into the 2nd half, but fell apart there.
9.Olympia Demigods: A win over the Heroes next week would considerably boost them up.
10.San Antonio Punishers: Another hard game, but kept it close against a solid San Diego team that may have been overlooking them.
11. Washington Renegades: Much better win. Their game next week against the Guppies should be good.
12. Margaritaville Guppies: Lost big against a falling team, and haven't played competitively at all lately. They are falling, and falling fast. Need a win next week.
13. Steve McWhorters Nevis Sporting Ants of Nevis: Lost a winnable game, and may be out of chances.
14. Mini Rats: Blown out by a solid Phoenix team.
15. Los Angeles Speedsters: They need to work on their tactics, in particular their defense.
16. Levy Retards: Computer
Eastern Conference
1. Indianapolis Gasser's: Beat up on a CPU team, although perhaps as not as much as they should have.
2. Chicopee Raiders: Played very well against a floundering Fairfield team.
3. South Central Muddogs: Easy victory.
4. PeeWee 69'ers: Easy victory.
5. U.S. Marshal's: Did not play well against a weak
6. Midland Midgets: Big win, as expected.
7. Gilbert Yellow Jackets: Solid win over a closely matched team.
8. Megalodon Pups: Kept it close again, but their gauntlet of a schedule doesn't give them any breaks.
9. Cincinnati Winged Devils: A loss to the Yellow Jackets isn't what they needed for their playoff hopes.
10.THE RACE TRACK POCKET JOCKEYS: Big big win.
11. Fairfield Falcons: Have fallen off the map after a 4-1 start.
12. Warwick Wonderkids: Ouch
13. Amish Army: Worse ouch, as their opponent shouldn't have won by as much as they did.
14. Hartford Helmcrackers: Meh
15. Tecmo Super Bowlers: Meh
16. Notre Dame Fight Irish : CPU
