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Is considered a "person of interest" regarding the disappearance of his wife Tonya and his agent, whos name will not be released to the press due to his association with a number of players, most notably the Samoan Quarterback, Bob Avellini.

Mr. Fredrick has commented that the large bloodstains and series of garbage bags leaving his estate were related to the luau he threw the day his wife left for vacation. His is well known for his penchant for butchering his own animals and preparing all the food himself.

Guests at the party commented that the meat was a little stringier than usual. No accusations of cannibalism have been formally charged due to all evidence being either consumed or removed before concerns arose over Mrs. Fredrick's abrupt and extended vacation.

Phillip will continue to play, but is legally obligated to stop threatening to eat people and other players.

 
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Originally posted by 52500
Is considered a "person of interest" regarding the disappearance of his wife Tonya and his agent, whos name will not be released to the press due to his association with a number of players, most notably the Samoan Quarterback, Bob Avellini.

Mr. Fredrick has commented that the large bloodstains and series of garbage bags leaving his estate were related to the luau he threw the day his wife left for vacation. His is well known for his penchant for butchering his own animals and preparing all the food himself.

Guests at the party commented that the meat was a little stringier than usual. No accusations of cannibalism have been formally charged due to all evidence being either consumed or removed before concerns arose over Mrs. Fredrick's abrupt and extended vacation.

Phillip will continue to play, but is legally obligated to stop threatening to eat people and other players.



lol nice one
 
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Thanks. Earlier reports we made to the Owner of the Samoan team that Phillip Fredrick will be required to take medication for his anger problems. Unfortunately Mr. Fredrick is a pyschopath suffering from a disassociative disorder that allows him to rip the souls and rend the flesh of defensive linemen without any regard to feeling or personal safety.
 
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Originally posted by 52500
Thanks. Earlier reports we made to the Owner of the Samoan team that Phillip Fredrick will be required to take medication for his anger problems. Unfortunately Mr. Fredrick is a pyschopath suffering from a disassociative disorder that allows him to rip the souls and rend the flesh of defensive linemen without any regard to feeling or personal safety.


..... umm yeah if we play again that guy needs to keep his superpowers in check...
 
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...and we have to play THIS?

God have mercy.
 
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Hey, at least I didn't make one for my qb and my ot.
 


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