Africa AA#4 has proven to be home to many of the most competitive teams in Goal Line Blitz today. Four seasons ago, new owner Sever Citrin took over the team with less than a million to his name and only a handful of players. With a stout-looking defense and an offense that should be theoretically doing well, the owner is calling out for help from somebody... anybody.
"Our team isn't playing to it's potential, and I just can't figure out why," he said today at a press-release following the team's heart-breaking 38-3 loss, keeping the team winless so far this season. "My coaches and my staff, we're all working hard and we all have at least some good background in what it takes to run a team, and my vice president and I are hard at work to constantly improve the team." His praise would be short-lived however.
"I can hardly blame any of this on the players in my organization. We still have work to do with our offensive line; this is true - but this is a failure of the front office to make key signings in the off-season, so there I take the blame. Our lack of production on offense is not the fault of the players in the scheme, but the scheme itself perhaps. We simply just can't figure it out anymore." The owner, exasperated and unsure of himself, remained calm and collected after flurries of questions bombarded him, likening him to Henry Ford Sr., owner of the horrific Detroit Lions NFL franchise, and his own franchise to that of the worst in the NFL. Despite the harassment, he remained in check.
"I don't think we're as bad as our record shows we are. We obviously have work that still needs to be done, but we simply don't have the personnel to see what it is that needs to be done anymore. I am here to issue an SOS, to anyone knowledgeable and experienced who may be able to help my front office and I turn the Algeria Desert Foxes franchise around and get on it's feet. I have worked too hard to let season upon season of hard work and dedication go to waste." Mr. Citrin fielded no more questions, and was unavailable for comment after exiting the stage, at which an unnamed official from the Algeria front office stated he would respond to any and all applicants as long as the applications were received by private message.
"Our team isn't playing to it's potential, and I just can't figure out why," he said today at a press-release following the team's heart-breaking 38-3 loss, keeping the team winless so far this season. "My coaches and my staff, we're all working hard and we all have at least some good background in what it takes to run a team, and my vice president and I are hard at work to constantly improve the team." His praise would be short-lived however.
"I can hardly blame any of this on the players in my organization. We still have work to do with our offensive line; this is true - but this is a failure of the front office to make key signings in the off-season, so there I take the blame. Our lack of production on offense is not the fault of the players in the scheme, but the scheme itself perhaps. We simply just can't figure it out anymore." The owner, exasperated and unsure of himself, remained calm and collected after flurries of questions bombarded him, likening him to Henry Ford Sr., owner of the horrific Detroit Lions NFL franchise, and his own franchise to that of the worst in the NFL. Despite the harassment, he remained in check.
"I don't think we're as bad as our record shows we are. We obviously have work that still needs to be done, but we simply don't have the personnel to see what it is that needs to be done anymore. I am here to issue an SOS, to anyone knowledgeable and experienced who may be able to help my front office and I turn the Algeria Desert Foxes franchise around and get on it's feet. I have worked too hard to let season upon season of hard work and dedication go to waste." Mr. Citrin fielded no more questions, and was unavailable for comment after exiting the stage, at which an unnamed official from the Algeria front office stated he would respond to any and all applicants as long as the applications were received by private message.