College Station AP-
It is time yet again for one of football's most historical and celebrated rivalries. Today, the College Station Aggy will take on the juggernaut Austin Orangebloods in a game where records and talent levels can, fortunately for the aggy, be thrown out of the window.
It is a familiar scene in College Station. The not-so-heterosexual fake miltary can be seen squeezing away as they walk around campus in an effort to "feel the pain" of the football team or something. Don't ask, you wouldn't understand if you weren't an aggy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmhnqUXseE
http://www.utexasclan.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=97
http://www.utexasclan.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=105
Not even Erin Andrews understands:
http://www.utexasclan.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=12
but I digress.
As an esteemed member of the AP, it is my duty to report nothing but the facts. In this case, they are even more disturbing than one would expect them to be from an institution that has been embarrassing the great state of Texas since its inception over 120 years ago.
Early this morning, CSPD received a phone call from a distressed farmer. According to sources, the entire aggy football team was discovered coitally engaged in a massive orgy with the farmer's sheep.
The farmer could not be reached for comment.
Owner of the College Station Aggy, drdutko, became emotional when commenting on the subject.
"I genuinely feel where those kids are coming from as I made some questionable decisions growing up as well.
Do you see that pier? I built that with my bare hands. Do people call me a pier-builder? No.
Do you see all of the beautiful updates to the stadium? I made those possible. Do people call me a stadium upgrade enabler? No."
A tear gathered in the old man's eye and he continued, shaking his head, "You f*ck a sheep one time..."
It has yet to be determined what action, if any, will be taken by the GLB commissioner. He is reportedly being threatened with boycott by thousands upon thousands of aggy faithful should he choose to discipline the team for these gross acts of animal cruelty.
While everyone patiently awaits to see how the fall out from this event affects today's game, we all know one thing for sure:
It's goodbye to A&M
Texas Fight!!!!!
It is time yet again for one of football's most historical and celebrated rivalries. Today, the College Station Aggy will take on the juggernaut Austin Orangebloods in a game where records and talent levels can, fortunately for the aggy, be thrown out of the window.
It is a familiar scene in College Station. The not-so-heterosexual fake miltary can be seen squeezing away as they walk around campus in an effort to "feel the pain" of the football team or something. Don't ask, you wouldn't understand if you weren't an aggy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmhnqUXseE
http://www.utexasclan.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=97
http://www.utexasclan.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=105
Not even Erin Andrews understands:
http://www.utexasclan.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=12
but I digress.
As an esteemed member of the AP, it is my duty to report nothing but the facts. In this case, they are even more disturbing than one would expect them to be from an institution that has been embarrassing the great state of Texas since its inception over 120 years ago.
Early this morning, CSPD received a phone call from a distressed farmer. According to sources, the entire aggy football team was discovered coitally engaged in a massive orgy with the farmer's sheep.
The farmer could not be reached for comment.
Owner of the College Station Aggy, drdutko, became emotional when commenting on the subject.
"I genuinely feel where those kids are coming from as I made some questionable decisions growing up as well.
Do you see that pier? I built that with my bare hands. Do people call me a pier-builder? No.
Do you see all of the beautiful updates to the stadium? I made those possible. Do people call me a stadium upgrade enabler? No."
A tear gathered in the old man's eye and he continued, shaking his head, "You f*ck a sheep one time..."
It has yet to be determined what action, if any, will be taken by the GLB commissioner. He is reportedly being threatened with boycott by thousands upon thousands of aggy faithful should he choose to discipline the team for these gross acts of animal cruelty.
While everyone patiently awaits to see how the fall out from this event affects today's game, we all know one thing for sure:
It's goodbye to A&M
Texas Fight!!!!!
Last edited May 7, 2008 16:36:39
