Warrior General Games

While scouting out talent, coaches for the Golden State Athletics viewed an amazing prospect with en even more amazing name. His first name was "Da," last name "Beast." It fit so perfectly with what the coaches were looking for, that they signedh im on the spot. It was helped a lot by the fact that he was a 6'3'' Dwight Howard Look-Alike. But just yesterday, something was revealed. Da Beast had no post moves, and no j! The entire organization was devastated, but he has since vouched to learn the ways of the power move. This will undoubtedly make him better at linebacker.

Da Beast - a living lesson that just because you look like Dwight Howard, doesn't mean you ARE like him.





Coach mofugga is devastated

Originally posted by mofugga
While scouting out talent, coaches for the Golden State Athletics viewed an amazing prospect with en even more amazing name. His first name was "Da," last name "Beast." It fit so perfectly with what the coaches were looking for, that they signedh im on the spot. It was helped a lot by the fact that he was a 6'3'' Dwight Howard Look-Alike. But just yesterday, something was revealed. Da Beast had no post moves, and no j! The entire organization was devastated, but he has since vouched to learn the ways of the power move. This will undoubtedly make him better at linebacker.

Da Beast - a living lesson that just because you look like Dwight Howard, doesn't mean you ARE like him.





Coach mofugga is devastated

lmfao

Mofugga thats awesome keep this kind of stuff up
people love reading it

if possible, i will spy on Da Beast and get a picture of him to prove his phony dwight howard-ness. I will catch him in the middle of his favorite act (besides mastur.....yeah), riding his scooter that is too small for him with a funny helmet