Pass rushing specialist Demetrius McQueen has signed with the San Jose Chupacabra.
"Yo man, I dunno what a chupa-cada-bra is, but K9fiend is putting together a tight defense and I wanted to be a part of it.", said McQueen.
McQueen fielded over 40 offers before deciding on San Jose.
"I got some really good offers that were very tempting. I wanna give a shout out to the Alpine Golfers, the Berlin Rebels,and the San Antonio franchise. All their owners were great guys and their offers were good. The defense in San Jose is just too well suited for Demetrius McQueen." explained McQueen.
"I'm gonna hold it down baby. Demetrius McQueen, baby. I'm gonna bring the pain baby... Quarterbacks? Up your life insurance baby...I'm coming."
"Yo man, I dunno what a chupa-cada-bra is, but K9fiend is putting together a tight defense and I wanted to be a part of it.", said McQueen.
McQueen fielded over 40 offers before deciding on San Jose.
"I got some really good offers that were very tempting. I wanna give a shout out to the Alpine Golfers, the Berlin Rebels,and the San Antonio franchise. All their owners were great guys and their offers were good. The defense in San Jose is just too well suited for Demetrius McQueen." explained McQueen.
"I'm gonna hold it down baby. Demetrius McQueen, baby. I'm gonna bring the pain baby... Quarterbacks? Up your life insurance baby...I'm coming."
