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The newly relocated Georgian Freedom Fighters have hired former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf as their spokes person.

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Mr al-Sahaf's first declarations of the new season:

"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of the Freedom Fighters."

"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their pads."

"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

"Be assured. Georgia is safe, protected"

"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"

"We are not afraid of the other team. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

"The other team, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Up Yours Putin Stadium. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."

"We have destroyed 2 DE, CBs, 2 WRs and their shovels - We have driven them back."

"We have them surrounded in their pads"

"The opponents' press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"

"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

"Lying is forbidden in Up Yours Putin Stadium. We will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as we are men of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."

"Now even the opponents coaches are under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us."

"because we will behead you all"

"Let the opponent infidels bask in their illusion"

"I triple guarantee you, there are no opponent players in Up Yours Putin Stadium!"

Our opponent "is not worth an old shoe"

"we have given them a sour taste"

"blood-sucking bastards"

Of our opponents: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."

"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."

"We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing our fans and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards."

“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead”

"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying"

"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Up Yours Putin Stadium]. They are not in any
place. They hold no place in Georgia. This is an illusion ... they are
trying to sell to the others an illusion."

"We will kill them all........most of them."

"They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces."

"They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"

"That bastard the opponent's defensive coordinator, and I won't say shamelessly, because they don't know what shame means. These are criminals. The whole word can hear the warning sirens. This criminal sitting on the other sideline is a pathetic criminal and his defensive coordinator deserves to be beaten. These criminals lie to the world because they are criminals by nature and conditioning. They consider this a military site! Shame on you! You will forever be shamed! You have ruined the reputation of your people in the most terrible way! Shame on you! And we will destroy you!"

"They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them harder than they've been tackled by their mothers"
 


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